They always tell their partners that "size does matter" but in reality it does matter to them a great deal.

i remember Anne said, " wow your penis is tiny." so i give her a good smack.she said," ouch,was that for i said it was tiny" i replied, " noooo, it was for knowing the difference."

all of the above is bullshit as...
1... she said " your penis is not all that big.
2... i am still alive so it`s obvious i did not smack her.

(This comment was modified on Dec 30, 2007 08:26 AM)