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Homefries
Posted on Nov 23, 2005 at 05:15 AM
1,827 tokens, 2.26 weeks wasted

Now, which one is for sale?

Take my advice, 'cause I'm not using it.

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aph21
Posted on Nov 23, 2005 at 05:27 PM
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Comment in reply to Homefries's original comment

The breasts!

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!

I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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Ando
Posted on Nov 23, 2005 at 06:11 AM
643 tokens, 1.95 weeks wasted

Ill give ya 25 bucks for the bird!

[Insert awesome catchphrase here]

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panda
Posted on Nov 23, 2005 at 06:48 AM
393 tokens, 1.13 days wasted

OMFG TITS !!!

Some are born to sweet delight.
Some are born to endless night.

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deadshadow56
Posted on Nov 23, 2005 at 07:11 AM
58 tokens, 16.15 hours wasted

umm, ill take all 3 please, thank you.

so many stupid people, so few bullet's

im gonna SLAP the taste outa your mouth

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HughJorgan
Posted on Nov 23, 2005 at 07:55 AM
1,251 tokens, 4.94 days wasted

Now there are some thighs and breasts I wouldn't mind rubbing oil over!!!

"Size matters not! Judge me by my size, do you?"

-Yoda

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opeman
Posted on Nov 23, 2005 at 08:41 AM
482 tokens, 1.44 days wasted

That's about twenty pounds. Nice breasts, and dressing. Its a good sized turkey too.

Can't we all just get along?

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aph21
Posted on Nov 23, 2005 at 09:17 AM
9,898 tokens, 2.84 months wasted

Wow, that turkey has some mighty big breasts!

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!

I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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x_cUtIe_x
Posted on Nov 23, 2005 at 10:21 AM
1,617 tokens, 2.07 days wasted

Lolz,FREAKS!!! j/k

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~

You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

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smiley_ie
Posted on Nov 23, 2005 at 12:22 PM
601 tokens, 3.95 days wasted

Can i put some stuffing in.

"Anyone who knows me professionaly will know that under pressure, my work does
suffer"

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TrojanHorse
Posted on Nov 23, 2005 at 02:17 PM
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Comment in reply to smiley_ie's original comment

MMMMMMMMMMMM put in some stuffing I'll giver some stuffing Bow chica bow wow

Hung Like a Horse!!!

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motta567
Posted on Nov 23, 2005 at 05:53 PM
128 tokens, 15.48 hours wasted

It must be just me, but I would buy anything that girl had to sell
and wouldn't even ask for a receipt.

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atxman76
Posted on Nov 23, 2005 at 05:57 PM
605 tokens, 1.04 days wasted

i wouldn't mind stuffing that!!!!! no not the turkey

Live life and get as many BJs as possible
LONGHORNS 2005 BITCHES!

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wes
Posted on Nov 23, 2005 at 07:08 PM
6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted

Lord help the fool who writes down the recipe she gave...

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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CHAUSS513
Posted on Nov 24, 2005 at 01:17 AM
48 tokens, 6.67 hours wasted

She is covering her bird with left over protein glaze. She got the recipe from her granny who said the secret was to wring out the sheets into a gravy bowl.

The following image was attached:

relax, a little vitrol tastes good.

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Phoenix_84
Posted on Apr 28, 2006 at 10:45 AM
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Comment in reply to CHAUSS513's original comment

dude, that is sick

Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Taste Good with
Ketchup

Veni, Veni, Dormivi!

Licetne mihi ambulare ad latrinam?

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers
on your right hand?

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Fantom3993
Posted on Nov 24, 2005 at 02:16 AM
179 tokens, 23.27 hours wasted

Who would have ever thought Melons and Turkey made such a great pair? (Ok more like triplets)

Excuse me ma'am, I lost my puppy in the back of that van, wanna help me find it?

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onetwothree
Posted on Nov 24, 2005 at 09:11 PM
1,492 tokens, 1.06 weeks wasted

I love breast meat!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Don't sweat the small shit"

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lucky
Posted on Nov 25, 2005 at 01:45 AM
15 tokens, 1.95 hours wasted

ill rake em both

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highlife420
Posted on Nov 25, 2005 at 01:55 PM
35 tokens, 1 day wasted

Can I have two breast?

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sleepygirlbr
Posted on Nov 26, 2005 at 01:28 PM
208 tokens, 19.23 hours wasted

Men...are funny creatures....

p.s.

No offense.

Happy New Years!!!

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hunnybunny
Posted on Nov 28, 2005 at 06:44 AM
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Comment in reply to sleepygirlbr's original comment

You took the words right out of my mouth, its not like us women go mad over p[ictures of penises well actually that depends........................

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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sleepygirlbr
Posted on Nov 29, 2005 at 11:41 AM
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Comment in reply to hunnybunny's original comment

It's true it depends on the picture, but if we go mad, we do it discretely so no one notices!

Happy New Years!!!

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killapenguin
Posted on Nov 29, 2005 at 11:55 AM
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Comment in reply to sleepygirlbr's original comment

You girls can get pretty crazy about a guy who looks good with his shirt off. all we are thinking is "damn, she would look great with her shirt off."

" " - Harpo Marx

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sleepygirlbr
Posted on Nov 29, 2005 at 02:36 PM
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Not true! men stare like there's no tomorrow...

Happy New Years!!!

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killapenguin
Posted on Nov 29, 2005 at 04:30 PM
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Comment in reply to sleepygirlbr's original comment

Hey now I've seen alot of women that dont even try to hide that they are looking, at least guys will talk to you to try to distract you from the fact that they are trying to visualize you without a shirt

" " - Harpo Marx

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sleepygirlbr
Posted on Nov 30, 2005 at 03:41 PM
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Comment in reply to killapenguin's original comment

See! Besides staring, men also visualize the woman naked too!! Damn! Tit obsession!!

Happy New Years!!!

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killapenguin
Posted on Nov 30, 2005 at 03:51 PM
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Comment in reply to sleepygirlbr's original comment

Only one woman I ever think about, so I shouldn't even be arguing this

" " - Harpo Marx

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sleepygirlbr
Posted on Dec 01, 2005 at 10:49 AM
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Comment in reply to killapenguin's original comment

That's nice!

Happy New Years!!!

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onetwothree
Posted on Dec 03, 2005 at 09:21 PM
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Comment in reply to killapenguin's original comment

awwww.....sooooo cute!

"Don't sweat the small shit"

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hunnybunny
Posted on Nov 30, 2005 at 05:28 AM
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Comment in reply to sleepygirlbr's original comment

yep thats the obvious difference between men and women we don't oggle!!!

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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sleepygirlbr
Posted on Nov 30, 2005 at 03:34 PM
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Comment in reply to hunnybunny's original comment

You said it all!

Happy New Years!!!

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hunnybunny
Posted on Nov 28, 2005 at 06:44 AM
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I'll put it bluntly what all you men are thinking............................ what a great pair of tits!!!!!

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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Phoenix_84
Posted on Apr 28, 2006 at 10:47 AM
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Comment in reply to hunnybunny's original comment

yeah, pretty much sums up my thoughts

(This comment was modified on Apr 28, 2006 10:54 AM)

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hunnybunny
Posted on Apr 28, 2006 at 10:52 AM
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Comment in reply to Phoenix_84's original comment

Thats Gross lol

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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Phoenix_84
Posted on Apr 28, 2006 at 11:01 AM
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Comment in reply to hunnybunny's original comment

it also has something to do with the fact that guys can't play with our own boobs, so we need some one elses to play with

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hunnybunny
Posted on Apr 29, 2006 at 03:34 PM
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Comment in reply to Phoenix_84's original comment

Thought that what your balls were for lol

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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Phoenix_84
Posted on May 02, 2006 at 10:29 AM
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Comment in reply to hunnybunny's original comment

that can work in a pinch, but what are the guys with nuts the size of raisins supposed to do?

(This comment was modified on May 02, 2006 10:30 AM)

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hunnybunny
Posted on May 02, 2006 at 10:36 AM
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Comment in reply to Phoenix_84's original comment

I surpose i have to agree with you on that one altho i hope there is'nt many guys out there with that problem.............for theres sake

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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killapenguin
Posted on Nov 30, 2005 at 11:50 AM
2,320 tokens, 1.78 weeks wasted

anybody notice the incredible long hair, and the fact that she has glasses?

" " - Harpo Marx

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hunnybunny
Posted on Dec 01, 2005 at 06:03 AM
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Comment in reply to killapenguin's original comment

I like you nice that you notced that she's is actually appart from her tits a very attractive women

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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cheerblondy
Posted on Dec 03, 2005 at 06:18 PM
345 tokens, 1.29 days wasted

Comment in reply to killapenguin's original comment

thank you for saying that!

www.myspace.com/cheerl3londy

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Kwenn
Posted on Dec 11, 2005 at 11:32 AM
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Comment in reply to killapenguin's original comment

She has hair??? Well I didn't notice

Seriously, any self-confessed 'leg man' should take a look at that pic, proving the virtues of the good ol' breast ;)

LiveJournal: The Crack of
Doom!

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Trinicat
Posted on Dec 14, 2005 at 05:27 PM
160 tokens, 14.05 hours wasted

Comment in reply to Kwenn's original comment

I'd love to buy those three butter ball turkeys. I'll give away one and keep the other 2. Great body.

Trinicat
"One Life to live, chances are there to be taken"

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fudgedribble
Posted on Dec 15, 2005 at 02:27 AM
537 tokens, 1.81 days wasted

is the turkey for sale or the TURKEY !

~Ho Ho Ho, Merry Holidays~

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Gatorbait
Posted on Dec 26, 2005 at 09:40 AM
4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted

The truly funny part is that I keep stopping back in for another look

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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DUDE
Posted on Jan 21, 2006 at 09:07 PM
423 tokens, 3.97 hours wasted

vive le Québec libre !

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wanna_cookie
Posted on Feb 13, 2006 at 02:16 AM
1,916 tokens, 5.26 days wasted

where the fuck is the turkey in this picture

save the chief

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bwjtx
Posted on Apr 03, 2006 at 11:06 AM
1,665 tokens, 5.61 days wasted

Juicy,Plump and Succulent....good marketing tools....

There is No Business Like SHOW BUSINESS........Be Careful what you wish
For......Get Er DONE......Be Thankful for what you have....The only real success
is when you keep trying to not fail ......Give a man the benefit of the doubt
....you never know what the whole picture is .....GOD IS GREAT !

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Phoenix_84
Posted on Apr 28, 2006 at 12:01 PM
2,201 tokens, 1.47 weeks wasted

she makes turkeys just like her momma made em

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