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29 comments | Posted by joe 49 months ago

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Dugunz
Posted on Feb 14, 2006 at 03:12 PM
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See..now this is....what the...Who the fu ck posts this crap. This is by far the stupidest post i have ever seen on any websight. Whoever posted it should have there acount taken away and shoved up there @ss. I,m acually pissed off that some one tought this was worthy of anyone else seeing. Oh god damnit I just crapped my pants, see what you just made me do.

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maybach
Posted on Feb 14, 2006 at 03:33 PM
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Comment in reply to Dugunz's original comment

Y'know what man, you're fuckin' right! Here he is: http://www.ugoto.com/profiles/joe/

Let's ban the moderator's ass! [/sarcasm]

Large fry mothafucka!

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Sam
Posted on Feb 14, 2006 at 07:38 PM
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Posted by joe on Feb 14, 2006 at 03:00 PM

Total Stats: 18727 tokens / 2 months wasted

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That'd be joe. He's the one that has been posting just about everything you see here to keep you entertained. Yeah, this picture is really pointless, but there IS more retarded crap than this on the site. Look at how much stuff he's submitted to the site. He's only doing it for the amusement of others. Maybe you should have a little more respect for others?

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Monkey
Posted on Feb 14, 2006 at 10:46 PM
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Comment in reply to Sam's original comment

Yeah.

Joe owns the site fyi.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

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The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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likeaneagle
Posted on Feb 15, 2006 at 12:32 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

friggen whipper snappers!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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likeaneagle
Posted on Feb 15, 2006 at 12:27 AM
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Comment in reply to Dugunz's original comment

i thought you didnt wears pants.. you lied to me!

The following image was attached:

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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wes
Posted on Feb 23, 2006 at 08:14 PM
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Comment in reply to likeaneagle's original comment

He needs 'DEPENDS" !!!

Live & let live... such is life.
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Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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jackhammer
Posted on Feb 15, 2006 at 01:18 PM
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Comment in reply to Dugunz's original comment

waaa waaa waaa

semmer down now....

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wes
Posted on Feb 23, 2006 at 08:15 PM
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Comment in reply to Dugunz's original comment

Damn... get life dude...

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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ramrock
Posted on Feb 14, 2006 at 03:54 PM
6,150 tokens, 1.48 months wasted

somebody's in trouble....somebody's in trouble....ha-ha-ha-ha

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

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rasec1736
Posted on Feb 14, 2006 at 03:58 PM
1,706 tokens, 3.44 days wasted

People People is this the only way to solve this problem?
you know there is always tp and the not so common flamming tp

fat chicks need love too, but they have to pay
-Quagmire
www.myspace.com/rasec17
now with my "myspace" band of the week.

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wanna_cookie
Posted on Feb 14, 2006 at 04:57 PM
1,916 tokens, 5.26 days wasted

people sure are resourceful

save the chief

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x_cUtIe_x
Posted on Feb 14, 2006 at 05:32 PM
1,617 tokens, 2.07 days wasted

Wow,good luck with that!

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~

You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

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alex657684
Posted on Feb 14, 2006 at 06:20 PM
11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

I'd have to agree, it is pretty stupid.

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zman14
Posted on Feb 14, 2006 at 06:49 PM
1,440 tokens, 3.76 weeks wasted

wat the hell

united 93 it waz the perfect movie in dedication of those who lost there lives
on 9/11/01

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Arch
Posted on Feb 14, 2006 at 06:51 PM
2,969 tokens, 1.61 weeks wasted

Doesn't she know where that ketchup bottle has been??? I wouldn't want to be the person using that table after her. That's disgusting.

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

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devilborder
Posted on Feb 14, 2006 at 07:27 PM
405 tokens, 1.06 weeks wasted

is that al she can fit in her mouth

There was a young man from Peru,
who fell asleep in his canoe,
while dreaming of Venus,
he played with his penis
and woke up covered in goo

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likeaneagle
Posted on Feb 15, 2006 at 12:44 AM
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Comment in reply to devilborder's original comment

wow, he actually comments!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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HughJorgan
Posted on Feb 15, 2006 at 12:07 AM
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Is it wrong that I'm aroused by this pic?

"Size matters not! Judge me by my size, do you?"

-Yoda

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likeaneagle
Posted on Feb 15, 2006 at 12:30 AM
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yes, so very very wrong on so many levels youre a sick puppy!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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HughJorgan
Posted on Feb 15, 2006 at 12:08 AM
1,251 tokens, 4.94 days wasted

Check out her hair...

you are what you eat!

"Size matters not! Judge me by my size, do you?"

-Yoda

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CaptainSpank
Posted on Feb 15, 2006 at 04:58 AM
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What a dirty little slut! Can I get her number off someone?
Anyone........

CaptainSpank does not need a signature.
ALL HAIL THE SPANK

PS. I love boobs!

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Sam
Posted on Feb 15, 2006 at 10:00 AM
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Comment in reply to CaptainSpank's original comment

Dude. set your standards a little higher...

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CaptainSpank
Posted on Feb 15, 2006 at 05:42 PM
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Comment in reply to Sam's original comment

Standards only get in the way........

CaptainSpank does not need a signature.
ALL HAIL THE SPANK

PS. I love boobs!

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smiley_ie
Posted on Feb 15, 2006 at 11:27 AM
601 tokens, 3.95 days wasted

Maybe she wanted ketchup with her fry's.

"Anyone who knows me professionaly will know that under pressure, my work does
suffer"

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wes
Posted on Feb 23, 2006 at 08:12 PM
6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted

Nice grip honey!

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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wanna_cookie
Posted on Mar 01, 2006 at 04:45 PM
1,916 tokens, 5.26 days wasted

jaw strength not a turn on

save the chief

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rasec1736
Posted on Apr 25, 2006 at 05:02 PM
1,706 tokens, 3.44 days wasted

now there it is a great woman

fat chicks need love too, but they have to pay
-Quagmire
www.myspace.com/rasec17
now with my "myspace" band of the week.

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Turandot
Posted on Jul 02, 2006 at 11:00 AM
598 tokens, 2.7 days wasted

... seems like she knows what she's doing...

... reality... sings... to often... loud...

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