There was a young man from Peru,
who fell asleep in his canoe,
while dreaming of Venus,
he played with his penis
and woke up covered in goo

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

save the chief

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~


You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

Freinds: will bail you out of jail------Your best freinds: Will be sitting in
jail next to you saying {Damn she didnt look like a cop}

Stop trying to live the "good moral life". You can't. You wanna know why?
Because We all have a sinful nature. It's the way we were born. You can't Live
it alone. We all need Jesus Christ.

semmer down now....

Time spent laughing is time spent with the gods!

Don't Drink & Drive.............Smoke Weed & Fly

Don't Drink & Drive.............Smoke Weed & Fly

keep on the sunny side, always on the sunny side

Lalalala...

milu

YEAH BABY! DO I MAKE YOU HORNY?! YEAH!