Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

Every day I look at the obituaries, if my name's not there I laugh like a
drain!!!!

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)