Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
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Every day I look at the obituaries, if my name's not there I laugh like a
drain!!!!

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.