I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

Always remember you're unique, Just like everyone else.
Cards is like sex, if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good
hand.
Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

NEVER KNOCK ON DEATHS DOOR, RING THE DOORBELL AND RUN.

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

i know im sexy but damn do you have to stare??

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.