Every day I look at the obituaries, if my name's not there I laugh like a
drain!!!!

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
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Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)