You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose...

...but you can't pick your friend's nose.

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.