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19 comments | Posted by joe 33 months ago
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View Profile for bulldozerbulldozer
Posted on Jun 19, 2006 at 01:02 AM
678 tokens, 3.69 days wasted
He'll need a whole lot of fiber to move that.

He's not exactly the sharpest crayon in the tree... wait. Did I say tool? I
meant eraser.

 
View Profile for deadshadow56deadshadow56
Posted on Jun 19, 2006 at 01:14 AM
58 tokens, 16.15 hours wasted
Last time i checked you was supposed to "jack" them big SUV's up BEFORE getting under them and removing the tires.......OUCH

so many stupid people, so few bullet's

im gonna SLAP the taste outa your mouth

 
View Profile for killapenguinkillapenguin
Posted on Jun 19, 2006 at 01:41 AM
2,316 tokens, 1.78 weeks wasted
talk about some major blockage.

" " - Harpo Marx

 
View Profile for minemine
Posted on Jun 19, 2006 at 01:51 AM
1,602 tokens, 1.45 weeks wasted
Perhaps it's a weird fetish of his!!

Wisdom isn't just knowing what to say, it's knowing if to say it and when. This
also applies to to your actions.

 
View Profile for ArchArch
Posted on Jun 19, 2006 at 05:45 PM
2,969 tokens, 1.61 weeks wasted
Comment in reply to mine's original comment

The man or the hippo? It looks like the hippo has a grin on his face.

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

 
View Profile for videophotogvideophotog
Posted on Jun 19, 2006 at 01:52 AM
17,093 tokens, 1.99 months wasted
Naw, that's his mother-in-law getting even!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

 
View Profile for YULIYULI
Posted on Jun 21, 2006 at 02:11 AM
159 tokens, 12.12 hours wasted
Comment in reply to videophotog's original comment

lol that is wrong ...lol but funny it must be mine i bet her name is silvia too


 
View Profile for kirbykirby
Posted on Jun 19, 2006 at 02:31 AM
1,533 tokens, 6.2 days wasted
The Hippo probably couldn't even see the poor bastard.

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be
changed regularly and for the same reason.


 
View Profile for mellowkatmellowkat
Posted on Jun 19, 2006 at 07:16 AM
881 tokens, 1.68 weeks wasted
OMG THAT HIPPOS ARSE IS EATING THAT MAN!!!!

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in
Australia. And if you give me any more trouble, I shall visit you in the small
hours and put a bat up your night dress!

http://spaces.msn.com/mellowkat/

http://profile.myspace.com/mellow_kat

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Jun 19, 2006 at 01:48 PM
11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted
HEY !!!
Who put up a picture of my fiance's sister & her ex husband ?


I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

 
View Profile for bwjtxbwjtx
Posted on Jun 19, 2006 at 01:52 PM
1,665 tokens, 5.61 days wasted
Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

ROFLMAO !!! That was so Bad... I mean Good !

There is No Business Like SHOW BUSINESS........Be Careful what you wish
For......Get Er DONE......Be Thankful for what you have....The only real success
is when you keep trying to not fail ......Give a man the benefit of the doubt
....you never know what the whole picture is .....GOD IS GREAT !

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 05:33 AM
11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted
Comment in reply to bwjtx's original comment



It's so true though.
She's over 400lbs. at this point & he's about 2 lbs wet with a brick in each pocket.


I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Jun 19, 2006 at 01:58 PM
11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted
lol......might need to see a doctor after that.

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

 
View Profile for ExplodnationExplodnation
Posted on Jun 19, 2006 at 02:49 PM
1,697 tokens, 6.58 days wasted
congradulations its a man

right when i found the meaning of life they changed it

www.myspace.com/107359719

 
View Profile for MoltenMolten
Posted on Jun 19, 2006 at 09:50 PM
90 tokens, 1.05 days wasted
So hip it hurts

Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose so let me simply add
that it’s my very good honor to meet you and you may call me Molten!

 
View Profile for ramrockramrock
Posted on Jun 19, 2006 at 10:40 PM
6,101 tokens, 1.46 months wasted
look ma,I pooped out legs

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)


 
View Profile for PolarBearPolarBear
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 04:46 AM
785 tokens, 1.28 days wasted
Oh baby, yeah, that's the spot... just a little more... ahhh... ahhh...

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View Profile for CrazyBCrazyB
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 02:38 PM
780 tokens, 2.61 days wasted
I really dont think he'll be able to move after a while..

Stop trying to live the "good moral life". You can't. You wanna know why?
Because We all have a sinful nature. It's the way we were born. You can't Live
it alone. We all need Jesus Christ.

 
View Profile for RedSoxNationRedSoxNation
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 11:38 PM
174 tokens, 15.18 hours wasted
Vet: What seem to be the problem, sir?

Patient: Hey Doc, can ya get this hippo off my head?

Vet to hippo: What seems to be the problem?

Hippo: Hey Doc, can ya get this guy off my ass?

I'm gonna be rich when I figure out how to attach seat belts to barstools!
I'm busier than a one legged man at an ass kicking contest!

If you were up to your neck in pee and I threw a bucket of poop at your
head......would you duck?

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