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bulldozer
Posted on Jun 19, 2006 at 01:02 AM
678 tokens, 3.69 days wasted

He'll need a whole lot of fiber to move that.

He's not exactly the sharpest crayon in the tree... wait. Did I say tool? I
meant eraser.

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deadshadow56
Posted on Jun 19, 2006 at 01:14 AM
58 tokens, 16.15 hours wasted

Last time i checked you was supposed to "jack" them big SUV's up BEFORE getting under them and removing the tires.......OUCH

so many stupid people, so few bullet's

im gonna SLAP the taste outa your mouth

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killapenguin
Posted on Jun 19, 2006 at 01:41 AM
2,316 tokens, 1.78 weeks wasted

talk about some major blockage.

" " - Harpo Marx

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mine
Posted on Jun 19, 2006 at 01:51 AM
1,602 tokens, 1.45 weeks wasted

Perhaps it's a weird fetish of his!!

Wisdom isn't just knowing what to say, it's knowing if to say it and when. This
also applies to to your actions.

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Arch
Posted on Jun 19, 2006 at 05:45 PM
2,969 tokens, 1.61 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to mine's original comment

The man or the hippo? It looks like the hippo has a grin on his face.

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

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videophotog
Posted on Jun 19, 2006 at 01:52 AM
17,093 tokens, 1.99 months wasted

Naw, that's his mother-in-law getting even!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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YULI
Posted on Jun 21, 2006 at 02:11 AM
159 tokens, 12.12 hours wasted

Comment in reply to videophotog's original comment

lol that is wrong ...lol but funny it must be mine i bet her name is silvia too

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kirby
Posted on Jun 19, 2006 at 02:31 AM
1,533 tokens, 6.2 days wasted

The Hippo probably couldn't even see the poor bastard.

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be
changed regularly and for the same reason.

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mellowkat
Posted on Jun 19, 2006 at 07:16 AM
881 tokens, 1.68 weeks wasted

OMG THAT HIPPOS ARSE IS EATING THAT MAN!!!!

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in
Australia. And if you give me any more trouble, I shall visit you in the small
hours and put a bat up your night dress!

http://spaces.msn.com/mellowkat/

http://profile.myspace.com/mellow_kat

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Sarah
Posted on Jun 19, 2006 at 01:48 PM
11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

HEY !!!

Who put up a picture of my fiance's sister & her ex husband ?

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

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bwjtx
Posted on Jun 19, 2006 at 01:52 PM
1,665 tokens, 5.61 days wasted

Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

ROFLMAO !!! That was so Bad... I mean Good !

There is No Business Like SHOW BUSINESS........Be Careful what you wish
For......Get Er DONE......Be Thankful for what you have....The only real success
is when you keep trying to not fail ......Give a man the benefit of the doubt
....you never know what the whole picture is .....GOD IS GREAT !

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Sarah
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 05:33 AM
11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to bwjtx's original comment

It's so true though.
She's over 400lbs. at this point & he's about 2 lbs wet with a brick in each pocket.

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

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alex657684
Posted on Jun 19, 2006 at 01:58 PM
11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

lol......might need to see a doctor after that.

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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Explodnation
Posted on Jun 19, 2006 at 02:49 PM
1,697 tokens, 6.58 days wasted

congradulations its a man

right when i found the meaning of life they changed it

www.myspace.com/107359719

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Molten
Posted on Jun 19, 2006 at 09:50 PM
90 tokens, 1.05 days wasted

So hip it hurts

Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose so let me simply add
that it’s my very good honor to meet you and you may call me Molten!

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ramrock
Posted on Jun 19, 2006 at 10:40 PM
6,101 tokens, 1.46 months wasted

look ma,I pooped out legs

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

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PolarBear
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 04:46 AM
785 tokens, 1.28 days wasted

Oh baby, yeah, that's the spot... just a little more... ahhh... ahhh...

http://figjam.3-a.net

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CrazyB
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 02:38 PM
780 tokens, 2.61 days wasted

I really dont think he'll be able to move after a while..

Stop trying to live the "good moral life". You can't. You wanna know why?
Because We all have a sinful nature. It's the way we were born. You can't Live
it alone. We all need Jesus Christ.

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RedSoxNation
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 11:38 PM
174 tokens, 15.18 hours wasted

Vet: What seem to be the problem, sir?

Patient: Hey Doc, can ya get this hippo off my head?

Vet to hippo: What seems to be the problem?

Hippo: Hey Doc, can ya get this guy off my ass?

I'm gonna be rich when I figure out how to attach seat belts to barstools!
I'm busier than a one legged man at an ass kicking contest!

If you were up to your neck in pee and I threw a bucket of poop at your
head......would you duck?

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