Be kind to your children, they ultimately choose your nursing home.

Nominated for Best Signature: "Who are all these kids and why do they keep
calling my mom?"

Lifes a beach and then you dry.
Remember, you can`t have everything but if you could, how would you treat it?

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.