Nope I don't think so. In fact isn't that the monestary (iirc) they used in an old James Bond movie? Just can't recall what country it was in or which movie

EDIT: Then again, looking at it closer it does seem to have a bit of the fakeness to it. So now I'm not sure

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yeah u r right, how would the get their plumbing and waste water into the place? or is that the yellow running down the side of the cliff?

Jehovah my good man,lol

Just gies to show how much I like em coming to my door.

dont tell me you get them to? i thought i was the only who slammed the door in their faces and used a few unkindly words !

I guess they're in every country.

Just do this:

Ask how many members they currently have (the number is OVER 6 MILLION)

Then ask how many, ACCORDING TO THEIR BELIEF will be going to heaven (the answer is only 144 thousand)

Then...

Tell them to stop overbooking the damn rapture cruise and if they wanted you to sign up they should have asked you when the membership was still under 144 thousand.

Or...

Tell them you want a FULL membership list so you can kill enough of them so you can be in the chosen 144 thousand. Ask them when and where their next big gatherings are and for a few nuclear weapons since killing MILLIONS of people will take too long "the old fashioned way".

If they are still standing at your door after that...

Invite them in to talk about your personal saviour, SATAN.

That last one always works

For some reason they just don't get the first one and want to argue the point, and they don't take me seriously on the second one. I have no idea why they think I'm a Satanist

To save time I usually skip right to the last one, unless, you know, I'm feeling like a little

I have written down your words of wisdom!!

I will put them to use soon I suspect!!

Thanx

Have fun with them

To be honest the above never kept them away for long, they'd send somebody new by after a while. What did work (and Ralphy may not like me so much after this) was really weird. Last time they knocked I listened and just played along agreeing, took the pamplet and thanked them. I was in a very bizarre mood Well, and she wasn't half bad looking .

They haven't been back since, and that was over 10 years ago. The towns not that big so they normally would have been back several times. Maybe I just wasn't home

lol, i invite them in. try to be super polite and pretend to be interested. once they are comfortable i get them talking and wait for them to ask me a question. as soon as they ask me something i tell them to wait and i get out the ouija board and refer to it as "my consultant" this usually spooks them pretty good, but what runs them off is when i ask if they want a tarot reading before they go.

I like it!

wow! i think you maybe my soul mate!

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Awww, now I'm blushing Wonder what you edited before I saw it

too.

typos, im a lousy typist!

Funny......