Look here little girl, Who used to sit on the toilet and watch me put on those SPIDER WEB LASHES?? Hmm?? Who used to say I want to have eyes like yours when I get bigger??Hmm? Who put waterproof mascara on their dolls eyes? And then cried cause you stained the dolls face? and last but not least......WHO HAS HAD COSMETIC PERMANENT
EYE LINER???? You got a lot of nerve.....BRAT!!!

errrrrr
*looks at ground in embarrassment*
that sounds like me.
well you are old enough to be my mummy.

Mummy?? 3 words for you!! BITE MY ASS!!! your older and smell funny too!!!

hey i only went by whats on your profile.....
sweetbirdy3 98, Female, Chicago, IL

and that funny smell just happens to be my socks but i have only had them on for 2 weeks.plenty of life in them yet.plus when you say "BITE MY ASS" is that an invite.

Grab a marker and mark off the spot cause she is all ASS,,,,,,

I know I'm going to be in traction here shortly!! Please send all correspondance to the County hospital's CCU. I love painted daises and tulips all in pink please!

Hey Konifur how long is a flight from Chicago to London??? get my room ready....

ok miss C. i do happen to have 2 spare rooms i will put up a camp bed for you for now.until you get here and pick you own bed.

i better get the other room sorted out as well as sweets just might follow.
but for now, you continue with your posts. it`s all for a good cause.
hey just think of it like i do, she can`t kill me twice.

Oh dear...

Didn't you know that I've been giving Sweets necromancy lessons?

She is actually a natural at raising the dead, so watch out!

necromancy lessons, bugger me i can`t even levitate yet.

necromancy mmmmmmmm kinky.i can snuff it on her swing.then i can kick the bucket on her water bed then maybe croak in her garden, then after that i will be a very good lad.

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Konifur, you have already learnt ... brutality, necrphilia & beastality... Because Honey you have been 'flogging a dead horse' for years

no guesses there which hand i wank with is there.

Yup you are right there Konifur

Please Bamber can I come to that class???? Or is there a spare seat in Teleporting or Time Travel classes... I have the invisibility cloak and levitation under control now... Please

Why would you need lessons in time travel? You were quite proficient at it this time last year!
http://www.ugoto.com/picture_untrustworthy .html#293186

(This comment was modified on Jan 15, 2009 02:20 AM)

Yes I remember that 'Time Warp' moment, but it was so short that by the time I worked out what the possibilities were... Time was restored
Hmmmm actually now I think about it.... I am able to 'Time Travel'.... remember your Birthday????

Yes, it would be awesome to travel through time.


C'ya TOY

I LOVE YOU UNCLE KONIFUR!!! But please NO FEATHER pillows I 'm allergic to them !!! and if she does follow I'll still have enough time to find shelter somewhere else. How about Mr. Wizard?? Oops I mean Bamber, Do you think he'd take pity on my sweet but dumb ass??? I can cook and clean for room & board. I'll even wear that damn maids outfit...Just get me some place safe where she'd never think to look for me at. I love her to death but she is a bit ONRY at times...you don't want to ruffle her feathers at her age!!......psst....... I have a bottle of JD

i am now knocking the two bedrooms into one.

yes if the old wizard puts you up (he will for a keg of real ale) no one would find you as his lodgings are invisible to mortals.

You USED TO HAVE A BOTTLE !!!!

opps sorry me forgot your daisies

OK LITTLE GIRL,,,,,, You just fu*ked UP!!
It's time I guess you came back to reality here
You know that little thing I taught you way back when you were 4 or 5 ??? You know........that thing called RESPECT! remember Thumper & what his mother said? Hmm?? If You Have nothing nice to say..say nothing .........yes thats it!!!
Good girl,,,,,Now you know what you must do....It's to cold for me to come up there but I will in a NY sec, if need be!!!

I have pics that will humiliate you,,remember!
Bring back my little girl & no one gets hurt!

ahhh she is lovely.

Yes, She used to be
Sweet, kind, loving, extremely RESPECTFUL,
I just don't know where I went wrong?
She is so rude & callous nowadays! I just don'tno where she gets it from?
Oh, I know her MOTHER!!!!!

well she respects her uncle konifur she is always nice to me.but i am bad influence on her. but that a good thing.so i don`t get lonely on ugoto while ursiminor is in hibernation, he is my only drinking buddy at the moment the rest have deserted me.i am going to teach her how to be a great farter next.

Oh man don't ever mention a womans age... you could get severly hurt for a comment like that

ouch ouch ouch! what was that for it`s one her sodding profile for all to see.SHEESH KIWI`S

hahahahahaha Hello there I see you are getting into hot water as usual!

Hey! Welcome back Pat!

Are you all sorted out now?

glad to see you back on token i need some back up.