ooh what aghhhh your singing just woke me up and i was just on the vinegar stroke in my dream.
i`m a hobo now and you are singing supertramp mmmm.

Steve; You will NEVER be a hobo! I do believe I heard a rumor that they were going to name the rail line in the Chunnel after you. Yes, I think it was "Konifur's Kustom Koach" if I'm not mistaken! You know that one that goes to France!

"Konifur's Kustom Koach" mmm i like that.(KKK) MMM where i have i seen that before, * ponders*

FRANCE FRIGGING FRANCE!!! i hope it changes name half way across,a gang of men would have to change the name plate to "froggy bastard special" and change it back again on the return journey.
but until that happens i will return to being a hobo. * rummages in litter bin* ooh this look tasty.

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Think yourself lucky, we have to train french engineers to work on our locos

why because i have had a wet dream.

a wet bed aint a wet dream... you didn't get up on time again did you

ooooo i got nappy rash now have you got any cream for me.

ROFLMAO you are such a grubby perv Konifur... nothing phases you does it

so what you are really saying is.. piss off i got no cream for your spotty arse.

Oh Baby have you got a sore botty

i`m not wearing that damn nappy again ,i`d rather shit the bed. oooo it`s sooooo sore.gimme cream!

Oh poor Konifur, let me rub a little cream on that sore bumThere ya go all better, now no more wetting the bed

*SIGHS * OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! that`s better.now if i roll over you can do my bum.

Ewwwwwwwww you are horrible Konifur *Slap Hard*Now you have good reason for a sore bum ya swine

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH!
OMG! THAT FOOKING HURTS!OOOOOOOOOOO MY POOR BOTTY!
OOOO I`M GONNA TELL URSAMINOR.HE WILL BE VEXED WITH YOU.

Well Baby just because Sweets aint around, it don't mean you can mess with me laddy.... I can stand alone if I have to

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO right that`s it.
URSAMINOR! HELP SHE`S BULLYING ME!
see debz you are in for it now when my mate the comes.

Is she messing with you again?

Yup your boy there is too bloody cheeky Bear.... best you sort him or I might have toBut then again....

Bring on the Big Hairy I have an itch to scratch and he is just the one to scratch it Grrrrrrrr

you're not alone debz!

You are a Princess Lynn... they wont stand against you and IThanks for the Sisterly support

Hey, where have I seen that top before?? And that
whip belongs to Mocha no?? What did I get into??

Yeah we play in eachothers drawers here... and dont forget little Sister it is 'No knickers' here and not just Tuesdays like the Radio says, but every day YAHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO

??????? OMG!!! She told you???? Now I get to send her to her ROOM,,, Naw I got a better idea
lets send her to konifur's room!!!

Honey you can't send her to Konifur's room, with him away it is too clean... and anyway she is just so proud of her Little Nibbler that she tells us those wee 'Proud Mummy' stories....actually girl you are screwed if I can get Mummy to show me a photo of her wee Nibbler

LMAO

yes ursaminor,she has me real sore, tell her to stop bullying me or you will shit in her yard and rip her washing with your sharp claws,go on tell her,there is a bottle of bud behind the bar for you in the furry ferret tavern.

Is this a REAL pic of Konifurs ass???

YupHoney don't ever let me have your photo unless you are in the mood to be EXPOSED!!!!!

Yup i see the problem... Mine is shorter and cuter... how did we mix that up????

Sure as hell beats me!

mine is a honey!

Just don't spread me on toast or something!

LOL Life just aint fair Steven.... but you are Mine to me