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8 comments | Posted by hoogstandjes 29 months ago

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Celeste
Posted on Oct 16, 2006 at 03:53 PM
926 tokens, 1.22 weeks wasted

Finally a man whos not afraid to admit his downfalls

Peace, Love and Cheesecake

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SoR_AWC
Posted on Oct 16, 2006 at 04:17 PM
7,313 tokens, 1.03 months wasted

It's behind a rainbow railing... Is it Gay? and is that why the Alleged Wife needs machinery?

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minodude
Posted on Oct 16, 2006 at 07:50 PM
19,406 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to SoR_AWC's original comment

"keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it gay"

-William Shatner

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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killapenguin
Posted on Oct 16, 2006 at 11:08 PM
2,316 tokens, 1.78 weeks wasted

how to get money at a gay pride parade.

" " - Harpo Marx

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Monkey
Posted on Oct 16, 2006 at 11:47 PM
9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

Strange. Women typically toss them in the garbage when I'm coming around.

Oh well.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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Lokireloaded
Posted on Oct 17, 2006 at 06:37 AM
1,646 tokens, 1.16 months wasted

Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

maybee there just hiding them on you!

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konifur
Posted on Oct 17, 2006 at 07:45 AM
26,099 tokens, 1.56 months wasted

she should of got a rabbit dulux.

i am right, aint i girls.

lets see if any of the girls are brave anough to aggree with me.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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WileyWeasel
Posted on Oct 19, 2006 at 02:48 AM
12,900 tokens, 3.05 weeks wasted

Why doesn't he have her use the old one, if it doesn't viberate, he can just shake her real fast.....

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

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