welcome top gun,i hope you enjoy this site, it`s mad here but the regular ugotoarians are a good bunch at heart.you don`t have to be mad to be on this site but it sure helps.

Oh he is mad alright Konifur... He loves me... People I would like to introduce you to my poor suffering man John... He has been on this site for as long as me but just too shocked to be in the game. But he is his own man so it is open season... his only rule is no photos from the 'Private Collection'

so does that mean i have to send the full collection back to you.DO`H!

You are bad Konifur... no you can keep them, they're old ones

come on i thought id get away with being a littel bad......ok ok i can take a hint....running for the hills!!!she will never catch me

Never CATCH YOU ??!!??!! LOL LOL ROFLMAO She caught your SLOW ass years ago !!!! No Duh!!!!!
Your not starting out to good are you dear??
Well let me inform you.. Rule # 1- NO pants, shorts, boxers, and or panties during the entire time you play here, Rule # 2. ** VERY IMPORTANT**
NEVER EVER LISTEN TO KONIFUR OR pull his finger.
He is a bad boy and if you don't want the same rep as him you'll be smart and make a wide berth around him !!

So ya have come to claim ya woman TopGun? What makes you think I am going to step down?

Hey Kinky This is my Fella, you better be behaving yourself or we is going to get into all sorts of compromising situations

hi john, i have heard about you but never met.my names steve and i`m the sensible one.but i got one question .....whats it like being in love with a twisted sister?

i dont know what your talking about debz is a lovely lovely girl...... She told me!

well if she said she is she must be. but why am i so bloody scared of her.

Get the boots off and Come in Honey

oh and i love fimger paintingand before the tide came in there was...... but thats another story.....

Welcome to the mad house/reject bin, look forward to your contributions

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Reject Bin????? Hey!!! I resemble that remark!!!! NYuck - NYuck !
Certinly you jest sir!!!

Of course I do, taking a reality check now and again keeps me on an even keel

JOHN !!!!





Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You truely are NEW !!!!
Sweet & innocent are we?? Well Rule # 3- NEVER EVER Trust DEBZ,,, EVER,, Understand?? She says one thing and always does the other !!!! She is a Sneeky Petey!! Watch your step sir !!!

Hey Sister!!!!! If he don't know me by now, then don't you be tellin' him!!! He says I am his Beautiful PrincessDon't ya love booze goggles

I thought they fed Konifur beans and pulled his finger and captured it and it was the secret ingredient in the jet fuel.