Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

Lifes a beach and then you dry.
Remember, you can`t have everything but if you could, how would you treat it?

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein