Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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*Don't take a sleeping tablet at* *the same time as a laxitive. *
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Wisdom isn't just knowing what to say, it's knowing if to say it and when. This
also applies to to your actions.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose...

...but you can't pick your friend's nose.