thank you steve! bruce is taking me to club for lunch! xxx

Happy birthday!

thanks nightcrawler!

leftover roasted chook! thank you my captain!!!of course ill be drinking plenty of chardonnay!

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can four of us come round and give you 51 birthday bumps.

u sure can steve!

thanks sis!

thank you annie!

thanks stevexxxx

"LI club" what`s that?
have i missed something...not that it matters as i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member.

Roman numerals:
L=50
I=1

oh i would never of known that, i have been to a lot of places, but i have never been to Italy.

plus i to young for that club.

A whole load of us will be joining during the next 12 months - we'll all be LIers.

I think I'm next.

stupid roman numerals,it looks like you have misspelled liar and you know me i always tell the true apart from when i`m kidding.

thanks phil!!

thanks easy! we decided not to the club! we had take aways on the beach in the shade! it was a beautiful day! i had couple of beers a scotch and soda and im still drinking chardonnay!

Sounds like a good day, it's close to what would suit me, just swap the Scotch and wine for more beer. We go out to a do every year (nearly everyone in England celebrate my Birthday), but this year the Missus has decided to get her hair done instead, bless her

do u blame her? onya gert!

(Just kidding)

thigh-high black boots! im ready for u sis!raring to go!

Happy Birthday Sis... you look great, come as you are Vroooooom Vrooooooom VrooomWe are going to have some fun tonight Grilfriends... Wooooooooooooo hooooooo

thanks debz! for all uve done for me! u make me feel alive again!xxxxxxxx(i must send u a new pic)

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send little old me a new pic as well please, please, pretty please with a cherry on top.

ok!

last month!!!

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmm tonsil hockey eh.

Move over for just a minute Bruce, I need to give Lynn a belated birthday kiss.
Happy belated Birthday Lynn!

tongue plz token!xx

oh i am all upset and broken hearted now.
pat gets a tonguey snog and i did not.

*brushes teeth, and gargles*

I love the new picture... you are alive Honey and we love you very much... all of us

excuse me every one, i might not come out alive but i have not had a good blubber for a long time and i can`t just leave them to ride out into the sunset without being blubbered.

wish me luck folks.

*slap* *Kick* ewwwwwwe get off ya sloopy shite! *Thump* Sweets sort him for f**k sake!!!!

ouch oooo stop my ass is red raw but keep rubbing your titties on my back can you sweets....OUCH! OOO THAT SMARTS.

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ouch oooo stop my ass is red raw, but keep rubbing your titties on my back can you sweets....OUCH! OOO THAT SMARTS.
don`t know what happened there i there is a ghost in my machine.

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* fades in *

SNIGGER

* fades out *

* fades in *

Now, now, Wef - it's not nice to do things like that... especially to those who are nsbapoi.
[insert wagging finger emoticon here]

* fades out with Wefothix *

stop doing that,wefothix.i Nealy papped myself. you are worse than bloody bamber he is always doing that.

Don't you be blaming that poor Harry for your fat fingers LOL
Sweets you are brilliant! Don't stop spanking him until he behaves himself

it is sodding harry . OUCH! oooooo i`m sooo sore tell her to stop.

I'll stop when I hear a SINCERE APOLOGY from you!! You know damn well you can't be blubbering without your BIB or ASKING PERMISSION FIRST!!
When will you ever learn??

ok ok my ass is freaking bleeding,OUCH! ok i am sorry now wait till my erection goes off and let me go.OUCH HEY I SAID I`M SORRY!.

Nah can't stop the Lady now... she is having so much fun

thanks grandson! !