Consciousness: That annoying time between naps . . .

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

Never argue with a fool...he may be doing the same thing.

The wise speak when they have something to say,
the fools speak when they have to say something.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)