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Posted on Jan 05, 2008 at 10:33 PM
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How are you? Did everything go okay?

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

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konifur
Posted on Jan 06, 2008 at 12:51 AM
26,096 tokens, 1.56 months wasted

ouch! hey man that looks mighty sore. hang in there Don.get well soon.we are all here for you and thinking of you.

(This comment was modified on Jan 06, 2008 10:15 AM)

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Jan 06, 2008 at 04:38 AM
4,659 tokens, 1.61 weeks wasted

Hey Don, That happened fast mate, still looks sore, are you taking any delicious pain-killers ... there goes the M N H U on your keyboard, you'll have to pick swear words without these letters. Nomore abusing Minodude, typing in bugga, or f*ck, gee looks like you're gonna be a good boy for a while.

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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capttomguam
Posted on Jan 06, 2008 at 08:07 AM
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W.W.;,...wwweeeelll...at least you can still flip someone off...but it looks like 'ol lefty is now the exclusive nose picker! Just wait till you get phantom pains and try to scratch your ass and nothing happens! It ought to be fun to make up a good story to tell for when people ask how you lost it....something about rescuing a baby/hottie from the jaws of a mountain lion/grizzly bear...aw I'm sure you can come up with something..."Never let the truth stand in the way of a good story!"
So let us all know how it feels and how you are doing you know...pretty nurses, sponge baths etc?

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

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bkvestal
Posted on Jan 06, 2008 at 08:15 AM
7,407 tokens, 2.66 weeks wasted

Well, Don, It looks as though it is healing. If it was me I wouldn't be able to type at all. That is the only finger I use when I type. I'm the master of one finger typing.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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minodude
Posted on Jan 06, 2008 at 11:46 PM
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Comment in reply to bkvestal's original comment

my dad is pretty good at it!

i laught at old people and how they dont have the keyboard memorized!

(This comment was modified on Jan 06, 2008 11:47 PM)

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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bkvestal
Posted on Jan 07, 2008 at 05:40 AM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

Oh I know pretty much where the letters are and I can get that one finger to them pretty quick.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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WileyWeasel
Posted on Jan 06, 2008 at 12:20 PM
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So you all figured out it was me....yeah it's sore as hell even with pain pills, but getting better....now if I use my rt. hand to give the peace sign it will look like I'm flippin' them off....and when people hold up their finger when they say "Hey, I've got an idea", I can hold up my stub and say "Hey, I almost had an idea"...thanks to you all for your well wishes and prayers..........

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

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minodude
Posted on Jan 06, 2008 at 01:18 PM
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Comment in reply to WileyWeasel's original comment

so are you gonna get a artificial finger? like the guitarist from black sabbath?

or are you gonna get a GOOD artificial finger?

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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WileyWeasel
Posted on Jan 06, 2008 at 10:14 PM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

Don't know yet, the swelling hasn't even gone down yet....although I do have information from a company that makes excellent artificial fingers...........

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

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capttomguam
Posted on Oct 11, 2008 at 04:22 AM
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Comment in reply to WileyWeasel's original comment

Hey W.W.; It's 10/11/2008 and I just ran across your "Guess Whooooo"!!! How you doing nowadays??
We all miss you!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

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Bamber
Posted on Jan 07, 2008 at 01:27 AM
12,953 tokens, 1.88 months wasted

I hope you get used to it soon, Don.

Brits will remember Irish comedian Dave Allen had some good stories about his partial index finger - and enjoyed just resting his nose on it in traffic jams.

Allen lost part of the index finger of his left hand, after catching it in a cog. However, he told many differing stories as to how it actually happened. One version was that his brother, John, had surprised him by snapping his jaw shut when they were children, resulting in himself biting it off. Another was that it was done deliberately to avoid National Service. One explanation that he told on his programme Dave Allen at Large is that he often stuck his finger in his whiskey glass and that it was eaten away by "strong drink".

Yet another of his more memorable stand-up jokes was that, when he was a boy, he and his friends would go see a cowboy movie at the local theatre, then come out all ready to play "Cowboys and Indians."
Staring down at his truncated finger, he muttered, "I had a sawed-off shotgun."

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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konifur
Posted on Jan 07, 2008 at 06:07 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

yep Dave Allen was a great comic.but i think he pissed off a lot of religious people in his time
i like the one he said about the cowboy movies...all them horses and buffalo that stampedes through the town and there is never even one turd left behind.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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WileyWeasel
Posted on Jan 07, 2008 at 06:45 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

You know, when they are filming a Western movie, there are people on the set that do nothing but clean up road apples...and they will reshoot a scene if a cow or horse takes a dump while they are shooting....as if the roads in the old west wern't full of manure.....

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

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