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minodude
Posted on Oct 20, 2006 at 12:03 AM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

the world is mine!

and i wont share

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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videophotog
Posted on Oct 20, 2006 at 12:26 AM
17,534 tokens, 2.02 months wasted

You have to take advantages when the present themselves!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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Monkey
Posted on Oct 20, 2006 at 01:01 AM
9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

Are those plantains?

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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WileyWeasel
Posted on Oct 20, 2006 at 01:41 AM
12,901 tokens, 3.05 weeks wasted

One for him, one for the wife, and one for junior...he's been shopping..

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

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Bamber
Posted on Oct 20, 2006 at 06:41 AM
13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted

He's gone bananas!

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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mine
Posted on Oct 21, 2006 at 12:02 AM
1,623 tokens, 1.47 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

Good one.

Wisdom isn't just knowing what to say, it's knowing if to say it and when. This
also applies to to your actions.

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konifur
Posted on Oct 20, 2006 at 07:29 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

there is one well placed banana just hiding his todger.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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LiLChum
Posted on Oct 21, 2006 at 10:56 AM
120 tokens, 1.28 days wasted

Wow! Where'd he get those Bananas???
There's a shortage of them in Australia, due to the QLD hurricane earlier this year.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose...

...but you can't pick your friend's nose.

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fastfoward
Posted on Oct 26, 2006 at 02:13 AM
881 tokens, 2.35 days wasted

Do Bananas grow on trees or bushes?

Never argue with a fool...he may be doing the same thing.

The wise speak when they have something to say,
the fools speak when they have to say something.

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fastfoward
Posted on Oct 26, 2006 at 02:15 AM
881 tokens, 2.35 days wasted

I thought the first monkey to come along would tell me!

Never argue with a fool...he may be doing the same thing.

The wise speak when they have something to say,
the fools speak when they have to say something.

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