hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

"Do the kangaroo hop!"
(The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother 1975)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.