Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

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ancient chineese proverb: crowded elevator smells diffrent to midget.

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

Stop trying to live the "good moral life". You can't. You wanna know why?
Because We all have a sinful nature. It's the way we were born. You can't Live
it alone. We all need Jesus Christ.

I am Sofa King, We Tod Did: Now say it fast but not to fast, looses meaning