o shit! grab tha hackn software & head 2 mexico

I will never forget the first time I got a similar message in '98 when I first started using my computer.
The computer said I had done something illegal and was shutting down. I panicked. I did not know what I had done wrong, all I knew was the software police were on the way. I immediately got up and was starting to go through the house to make sure I had gotten all of my ex's drugs out of the house. I had the cops remove him a few weeks before because he kicked my son and I did not want to get busted for his crap. Anyhow I am panicking and my kids then 10 and 15 are rolling on the floor laughing so hard they can't talk and really pissing me off. The louder I scream at them the harder they laugh. My 15 year old son finally catches his breath enough to inform me that the cops are not coming the computer just had a brain fart and shut down.