People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

I can resist anything except temptation. Oscar Wilde

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

A banana a day keeps the evil monkey away