but that doesnt follow the definition of woman

woman: N. Someone who cleans, cooks, and mates with the partner; should be seen and not heard; mark their territory by calling it "the kitchen"

.....but the old traditions are going the way of the Buffalo......

So I gotta ask..... do you honestly believe the drivel you put on here, or are you just after a response?

of couse he means it,sam is a 15 year old virgin.

...and will stay a virgin if he keeps dissing girls like that.


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God; Ain't it GREAT Being "JUST A JIGALO!" Maybee "Mino" will find out someday Maybee not!!!
P.S. I wake Miss "BETTY" up with a hot, fresh brewed cup of coffee most mornings~she's cooking me breakfast now!!!!Pretty good trade off eh?

its a little coloumn A and B

If they dont have a sense of humor in the first place, you dont need them.

Let the other dried out, divorced, old maids bitch about the kitchen comments.

Preach it on brotha!
Word...

Variety is good in any diet I suppose LoL!!

Me thinks he's married to his 5 finger wife!!!

I'm just kidding with him and he knows it!

Yeay; I like to rattel his cage also!!!!!!

LMFAO x ∞

Hey; they are people too! And you are gonna never get laid if you don't reboot your attitude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey; they are people too! And you are gonna never get laid if you don't reboot your attitude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey "MINO" Miss "BETTY" says "You should be very carefull about what comes out of your kitchen!" Hee, Heee, Heeee!!!

dont worry

the only thing coming out of the kitchen is me

OH SPIKED IT!
Your skills are improving at an alarming rate.

I read this comment 30 minutes ago, and just barely got my laughter under control enough to write something. DAMN that was good!

Either you are a very good cook, or you are awfully hungery, snicker, snicker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Even with a needle and thread she couldnt use them. She couldnt read the instructions for use printed on the thread.

A man on the other hand would have bought a pair of pants that fit his ass.

Ah, Sarah, You been peeking???

i dont make remarks like that so u just called me big thanx

i also heard girls who dont make sexist remarks have small racks JK

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I DO make sexist remarks.
Does that mean that I must have a big rack ?

bloody hell, now i know why my dear wife takes a magnifying glass to bed with her.

"SARAH" can I have a peek?!?!?! Miss "BETTY" says it's O.K. to get my appetite out at sea, as long as I eat at her port!!!!!!!!

You just replied to "Comment in reply to GodOfLemiwinks's original comment". Is that OK with Miss Betty? You gotta marry her and make her an honest woman!!!

Just joking!

Joke well taken as we are married~common/Captain's law...Good for the duration of the voyage!!!

Mr. "JAHMEL" says it's not okay if you take a peek.
And, I agree with him.

That's O.K. 'cause your in my dreams...........!

Ew.

If you asked him at least you are thinking about it!

Double ew.

no knickers on,it must be katt.