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bkvestal
Posted on Jan 29, 2007 at 02:08 PM
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Ok, Know I'm going to get slammed for being so stupid but...What is MILF? I seriously don't know.

Go ahead and laugh it up!!!!!

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videophotog
Posted on Jan 29, 2007 at 02:30 PM
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Comment in reply to bkvestal's original comment

I googled it and it came up with: "mother i'd like to f***"

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People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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bkvestal
Posted on Jan 29, 2007 at 02:33 PM
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Gee, Thanks, Now I know.

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YourHigh
Posted on Jan 29, 2007 at 02:10 PM
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ROFL ok its when like a 13 yr old is hittin on a 30 yr old or w\e i might be wrong or when a kid hits on his mom but i think thats incest :S but i might be wrong

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bkvestal
Posted on Jan 29, 2007 at 02:15 PM
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Comment in reply to YourHigh's original comment

So I guess you don't know either. I feel so much Better. Maybe someone will let us know.

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offer"

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YourHigh
Posted on Jan 29, 2007 at 02:33 PM
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LOL xD yep

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bkvestal
Posted on Jan 29, 2007 at 02:36 PM
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MILF

1. Abbreviation of Moro Islamic Liberation Front, an organization in the Philippines seeking to establish an Islamic state on the island of Mindanao.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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minodude
Posted on Jan 29, 2007 at 07:54 PM
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a milf is a hot, older woman

Just Kidding!!

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chiefs
Posted on Jan 29, 2007 at 11:06 PM
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didnt anyone watch american pie?

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case...coincidence?

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bamawolf25
Posted on Jan 29, 2007 at 08:04 PM
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OMG thanks Minodude for clearing that up for everybody. I thought everybody knew what a MILF was, lol. And for the person that said something about incest, if there is somebody out there thinking that about their mom that is just nasty. It's usually a woman in her 30s or late 20s that is hot.

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Wortel
Posted on Jan 30, 2007 at 01:59 AM
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Comment in reply to bamawolf25's original comment

I think its more applicable to 40's and 50's

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Gatorbait
Posted on Jan 29, 2007 at 09:25 PM
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OK, gang, here's the original MILF pic... the first widespread use of that term...

The following image was attached:

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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chiefs
Posted on Jan 29, 2007 at 11:07 PM
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i recomend watching the original "american pie" if you need clarification on a MILF.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case...coincidence?

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killapenguin
Posted on Jan 30, 2007 at 08:58 PM
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No kidding, that movie is part of required curriculum now, isn't it?

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WileyWeasel
Posted on Jan 30, 2007 at 01:07 AM
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Mother I'd Like to Fuck...MILF...has nothing to do with incest...

What's another word for THESAURUS?

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theyâ€™ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

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videophotog
Posted on Jan 30, 2007 at 02:02 AM
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Comment in reply to WileyWeasel's original comment

It's all relative!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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Monkey
Posted on Jan 30, 2007 at 02:47 AM
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I know a MILF that is 29. I know a MILF that is 20.

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Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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bkvestal
Posted on Jan 30, 2007 at 10:34 AM
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20?...That is almost half my age. Hell, I'd be in heaven...Cause my wife would kill me.

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noahsaly
Posted on Jan 30, 2007 at 10:40 AM
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Milf came from American Pie

Check out this link to the actualy video clip and you will understand

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpV8eUWOt2Q

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Lord-Bates
Posted on Jan 30, 2007 at 03:03 PM
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a bit young to be a MILF but w.e

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Monkey
Posted on Jan 31, 2007 at 09:55 AM
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The M in MILF means MOM.....

A mom can be 14.

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littlesalsa
Posted on Jan 30, 2007 at 03:25 PM
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I consider myself to be a milf, and im only 20?? so i dont know???

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killapenguin
Posted on Jan 30, 2007 at 09:00 PM
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What's your number? and I'll pick you up where?

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YourHigh
Posted on Jan 30, 2007 at 06:49 PM
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MILF xD w00t now i no what milf means HEH

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Monkey
Posted on Jan 31, 2007 at 09:56 AM
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Comment in reply to YourHigh's original comment

No one knows what MILF means.

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The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

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cypruss
Posted on Feb 02, 2007 at 09:34 AM
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I tried to look it up for ya'll and got some interesting pictures lol....well it is from what i can tell an older woman like umm a mom or potential mom that is hot or better looking..doable..

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onetwothree
Posted on Feb 02, 2007 at 01:17 PM
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what the f#$k!!!!!!!!!!!
its simple people
M = Mom
I = I'd
L = Like to
F = Fuck
Say it out loud...thats it...a mom that is also quite hot...fuckin simple...lets wake up ......

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Monkey
Posted on Feb 02, 2007 at 02:01 PM
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Dont waste your time on this crowd.

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onetwothree
Posted on Feb 02, 2007 at 02:23 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

Does seem odd to explain painfully simple concepts...

(This comment was modified on Feb 02, 2007 02:28 PM)

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