if i said that i would get a knee in the balls.

hey bri i think i have got away with been naughty last week.

BUSTED !!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP ! DROP ! AND GRAB YA BALLS......... BECAUSE I'M IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD I'LL BE KIND TODAY AND ALL SINCE I KNOW YOUR HANGING THIS MORNING BUT,, BEWARE THIS GRACE PERIOD IS ONLY FOR TODAY !!

*sticks tongue out,and legs it laughing *

You my pretty I'd like to speak to private, I like talking to you ! YOU LISTEN !! You usually don't make the same MISTAKE TWICE at least not in the same year ?!? BAD BOY BRI,, tsk tsk tsk

i`m in for a good ball kicking and all bri gets is a tsk tsk tsk.
SHEESH

That one was way to easy. I couldn't let that opportunity slide by.

I will gladly accept any punishment you wish to deal out. It was worth it.

Hey you!!! I have you know that I am very adept at using a jackhammer!!! I had to build a 8' fence with 3' postholes... along a riverbank.... The jackhammer was the only tool that would go through the rocksJust call me 'Tough!!!!!!

Wow, now I'm impressed

Oh shucks... you are easily impressed... I also have a chainsaw certification, I have sawn down large trees, I can strip, sharpen and repair chainsaws, lawnmowers and small motors... Do brick paving, build brickwalls, letterboxes and doghouses, I have done tiling, and rewired my vaccume cleaner, wired up my house so I can have a phone in each room and own several electric power tools... my Black n Decker Blockbuster Drill is my favorite tool... Just don't mess with Mama cause I love my TOYS

Sounds like we should go into the handyman business together.

I don't know if you're any good, and a girl has to keep up her reputation for quality

Baby, I'm the best.

Yet to be proven

touché

thats all well and good but can you change a fuse.

but honestly you are my dream wife.

Yes of course I can change a fuse, when my son was a teenager, I used to remove the fuse that supplied power to his room if the music got out of hand. I can also change batteries in the TV Remote and Fire alarm, I can change the fuse and element on the stove and the indicator bulbs on a car trailer... last month my printer blew a fufu valve of some discription so I brought a secondhand one the same for $5.00 and butchered one to fix the other... I am very good with my hands and exceptional with TOOLSI work on the theory if it's busted, fix it! and it's always better than doing the bl**dy ironing

marry me!

i am useless at home improvements of any kind.
but i am a "do it yourself" man....if someone says hey steve will you fix this, i tell them " do it yourself."

Annie!!!!! will you keep your wildman under control... give him a pill or something... he's losing his mind
Thanks for the proposal but I work on the pig/sausage theory

ahhhhhh * spits * she gave one of those horrible blue M&M`s.yuck.

I love ironing - I could watch someone else do it for hours!

if you see a woman ironing, phone her." hello ahhhhhhhhhh! "

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when you wrote 'I love ironing' I almost got excited ... but nah I read the rest and realize you were JUST A MAN never mind

Was the river prone to escape?

Nah, the kids were

RUDE!!! *slap*

At last! I've been waiting for someone to say it.

It was the first thing I thought of!