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WileyWeasel
Posted on Jul 30, 2006 at 01:13 AM
12,900 tokens, 3.05 weeks wasted

Hey man...I just said we needed a motorized escort....I had no idea this is what they would send....damned Homeland Security....

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

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Nat
Posted on Jul 30, 2006 at 01:44 AM
300 tokens, 1.72 days wasted

Hey, thats not nice and she has the right of way.

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Jashin
Posted on Jul 30, 2006 at 02:51 AM
267 tokens, 4.67 days wasted

I've actually seen stuff like this. An old lady going down the road in her motorized scooter with headphones on and traffic backed up quite a bit. Damn woman scowls at me too.

No, I don't think you think I'm right cause you're wrong.

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konifur
Posted on Jul 30, 2006 at 03:22 AM
26,096 tokens, 1.56 months wasted

its one of them car chase scenes out of one of the lethal weapon movies

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Homefries
Posted on Jul 30, 2006 at 04:52 AM
1,827 tokens, 2.26 weeks wasted

"If you see her on the street don't try to choose her
Go granny, go granny, go granny go
You might drive a goer but you'll never lose her
Go granny, go granny, go granny go
Well, she's gonna get a ticket now sooner or later
'Cause she can't keep her foot off the accelerator"

Take my advice, 'cause I'm not using it.

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paulie
Posted on Jul 30, 2006 at 06:47 AM
3,867 tokens, 1.03 weeks wasted

any second now big knives shoot out of her hubcaps.......... mabe a oil slik.......

Every day I look at the obituaries, if my name's not there I laugh like a
drain!!!!

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alex657684
Posted on Jul 30, 2006 at 11:59 AM
11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

if there wasn't a sidewalk, i'd be okay with it.....but that's what the damn sidewalk is for!!!!!!

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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SoR_AWC
Posted on Jul 31, 2006 at 12:41 PM
7,309 tokens, 1.03 months wasted

Comment in reply to alex657684's original comment

sidewalk?? except that the curbs are full size no handi access ramp...not her fault.. I hope she pulls out an over under and blows out their radiator.

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thewatcher
Posted on Jul 30, 2006 at 01:14 PM
121 tokens, 19.12 hours wasted

have one of your buddies get out of the car and spread nails on the pavement ahead

I wonder how people invented glue? some guy burning a horse, checks its hooves
,"....Wait a minute....That could be glue!!!." his friend walks up, "what about
that one over there looks like hes out of his mind." "he'll be crazy glue."

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SoR_AWC
Posted on Jul 31, 2006 at 12:43 PM
7,309 tokens, 1.03 months wasted

Comment in reply to thewatcher's original comment

have 2 of your buddies get out and stop traffic for her

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blackrose423
Posted on Jul 30, 2006 at 01:38 PM
98 tokens, 1.45 days wasted

Lol granny may look innocent but just wait till you try to pass her shes gota bazooka

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aerozeppelin13
Posted on Jul 30, 2006 at 02:58 PM
2,759 tokens, 5.36 days wasted

HA! this one crakes me up every time

hey

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teknine
Posted on Jul 30, 2006 at 05:07 PM
664 tokens, 6.6 days wasted

Now that is jus rude! how come they're riding her ass like that? i'm sure she didn't opt for the NOS package but at least she has her flag up.! bastards..

If you suck on ass enough, you'll choke on shit!!

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kirby
Posted on Jul 30, 2006 at 11:08 PM
1,533 tokens, 6.2 days wasted

Comment in reply to teknine's original comment

i know they could just drive around!! damn punks! respect your elders!!

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be
changed regularly and for the same reason.

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Arch
Posted on Jul 31, 2006 at 02:35 AM
2,969 tokens, 1.61 weeks wasted

Wow, Fast and the Furious is really running out of ideas.

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

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Superdude
Posted on Jul 31, 2006 at 10:00 AM
252 tokens, 2.37 days wasted

Steve Irwin "Be ery quiet and watch how the notorious granma leads her prey. If you look ahead you can see an intersection. Crickey go granma go. Their turning the corner.....Grannie turns around and pulls her 9mm...

Just another Pirate lookin' for booty!

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