I'm Ready Thanks for the outfit Debz I like the way my boobs looks like in it !! They are the normal size again !!

OH WOW!!!!! You truely are the part!!! You look great in my stuff

move over wench!! Which part of the scurvy dog do ye want 1st???? yo ho ho! Dont drink all me rum!

LYNN! you look damned dangerous!!! you get to take out anyone you want!!!! Take em down Sister, take em down!!!!

I am Dangerous! some scurvy dog drunk all me rum!!!!

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Your Rum ??
That's it I'm hiding my cognac!!
Got to keep Bri away from my bottle!! The last thing I need is to be STRAIGHT while cruising this voyage with 100 PMSing WOMEN... That cabin TOY better watch his P's & Q's.....

*hiccup*
Brian did it! *hiccup*

Me thinks *hic* that may be a little fib Pat *hic* pass me that *hic* empty bottle... *hic*

* stumbles*
Shure, here you go. I don't care which on of you take it * hic* the one of you on the left, or the one of you on the right *hic*

Shipmates....PULL HARD.....RAMMING SPEED!!!!(oarmaster keeping time with the hammers....BOOM..BOOM..BOOM..BOOM. BOOM BOOM!!!)

Woman the cannons girls the scurvy dog has jumped ship and become a pirate!!!! Weigh that anchor Mistress Likeaneagle... can you throw it? Great when we draw close to them, throw it at that old shipwreacked Dog Tom, and put a hole in that old Tugboat of his.... Girls cutlasses at the ready, Pirate Sweets show more cleavage, it might be the only way to get that LandLubber Konifur to row in circles so we can catch them

yes! ive got plenty! like ripes melons!!!!

Large Melons!!! you sure have Lynn

Did you just say something?
Sorry, I was distracted.

Bamber are you watching us Pirategirls preparing for battle???? I am afraid the weapons we have are rather primative... melons thrown, G.String slingshots, Kisses blown, Hugs offered, Seduction and Temptation, Free Beer and Great Food. Alas I fear we will not capture many slaves

Did you say free beer?

Bamber are you waving the white flag.... you are welcome if you are prepared to discard all clothing before climbing aboard.... *leans over to hand Bamber a beer*

stop it i cant rape and pillage while i`m pissing myself laughing.

You Scurvy heathan, has thou found thy strength sapped by the laughing or the glorious wonder that these fair maidens display....OK GIRLS FLASH THE VIKINGS !!!!!

Aye Aye Cap, Like This??

Good Pirate tatics Sweets, how could any Viking resist that cleavage???? Doll you are a tempting sight!!!

I've come to join the ladies

pirate annie! welcome aboard!!

Annie thats great.... you look wonderful... bath night tonight, Bri is gonna wash our backs and be our cabinTOY

all them girl pirates in the bath if you are the last one in, you will go in clean and come out mucky.

Girls are not pigs like guys. We do not wait until we are filthy adn stinky before we take a bath. Most of us take baths daily, not weekly like guys. Think you can handle washing backs on a daily basis.

I know I can. I'm the official "back washer" and Cabin Toy for the ship.

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A Horrible Chore, but I am sure you will suffer through it is good spirits. It would be terrible if we would have to pull out the whips...
Opps looks like that Idea is back firing you look very excite at the mention of whips.

Very observant, mistress annie. I shall serve you in my duties. Is that acceptable to you?

no viking will work for a pirate.* blows horn *

blow your own horn all you want. Bri is doing an excellent job of soaping up essential parts. Bri quit licking the soap off...ummm never mind.. as you were.

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No we will keep our cabinTOY busy with fetching fresh water and bubbles to pour over our bodies... he will be very busy

HappiLY busy, I should say.

I can tell by the grin on your chin

Cool Boots there Ms. Annie A size 7 I presume,,,,,hoping,,,, thinks to herself what have I got to trade Annie for those boots..

You are in luck. Normally I wear a 6 1/2, but I believe these are a 7.

Ok Dokie what can we trade for those gorgeous boots?? Hmm?? Anything but me stash !!!! I'll share it with you but no trading of that !!

How about the hat?

NUH we are going to throw him overboard...he can only cook beans, and that isn't going to do much but put wind in our sailspull my finger Konifur... BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRPPPP

phoowee thats a stinker.not gonna rape ye today, stinky lady pirate.
i will come back and get all you pirates after we have conquered france...well at least after we have kicked the shit out of them.

Beans???? I actualLY despise beans...uh...Throw me overboard....You actualLY invited me on this cruise....does the term Mutiny mean anything to you? Maybe while I'm out dog paddling a viking ship might take pity on me and take me in.



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those nasty pirate no nothing about Parlay.but plenty about mutiny.you can`t trust those scurvy pirates.you burn the dinner, they will keel haul you.watch out for the pirate with the hook for a hand.* shivers at the thought*

spare this god of manhood! We might need to toy with him across the seas! bwahahaha

Thank you kind miss. i'll be good. You can even keep me chained naked down in the hull so you may all have your way with me.

keep quiet! you call me mistress not miss! Go straight to my room!!!!youve been a bad dog!

Yes mistress, straight to your room, yes mistress...

theres a good dog!!! want a pat?? Token is mine!! lol

Token???????

mine is mine 2!get back washing me!! soap up my back! ill give u an hour stop it! alright! 2 hrs!

Yes mistress

Yup!! Been serving Mistress for over a year now.

arrrr! yes you do lad! ravage me again and be quick about!

More, More. Please Mistress, may we do More.

Token... GIRLS THERE IS A STOWAWAY ABOARD!!!! Lynn, you didn't say you were packing such delicious luggage... you will of course be sharing with The Captain and your Sister Pirates???
Pat off with those clothes, we keep all our toys naked so that they don't escape...hmmmm nice!!!!

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Yes, my mistress Lynn is a very sneeky pirate.

I think so Lynn, He was going to have to wash our backs in the bath tonight.... Awe well guess he realLY doesn't want to be with us HUH?

You better read some of these other comments...I do want to be with you and to be your ship TOY.

Great!!! Well it's up TO You, It's bath night tonight so get some rest, have a beer and bath time will be after dinner OK? Well you take it easy cabin TOY, we have some vikings to rape and pillage

You mean I don't have to be chained in the hold no more? I'm free to roam the ship? You still want me naked? I can have Beer? WOW.. I'm going to LOVE this cruise. RealLY I'am.

Mutiny???? where are you going, I realLY need a cabinboy! come back! Awe well girls, who can cook??? Who's gonna do the washing???? ah bugga we never should have let that cabinboy jump Sweets get me the can opener we're minus a cook tonight

I didn't jump, you were going to throw me over board,but Pirate Lynn stopped you.

Now I'm Chained naked down in the cargo hold of your ship.

Well IN or OUT? Make the choice now... or it is bath night... maybe tomorrow make your decission, I realLY would like my back washed

I'll be happy to wash your back.....

since when have scurvy pirates bothered to wash.

shower and deoderant and powder and perfume are a must wretched dog! make him walk the plank!!!

no time to fight you now, gotta invade france first.* sales away laughing,then blows big horn*

tee hee!!!!!

OH Viking you may call us dirty Pirategirls, but thats because we play dirty, not are dirty... can we borrow your rubber ducky... we need something to play with in the bath

Uh em...I thought I was the Bath TOY?????

Yeah ok but there are 5 naughty Pirate girls to bath... when will I have my turn?

You are the captain you can decide who I bathe first.

Or you can claim me for yourself only, but that wouldn't be fair to your crew.

Bri, poor BRI, HOW CAN I CLAIM YOU AS MY OWN? There are many you must serve... YOU ARE THE ONLY MAN, and we must all share you.... so no clothes, it hinders progress

aye,aye, Captain Deb. I shall serve the entire crew as per your orders.

Well you are going to be very busy tonight... I will have breakfast at 10am please... you will come, yes?

As you wish Captian. I will more then happy to Dine on...I mean..with you for the Breakfast hour.

That would be yummy, My poor cabinTOY you have done well tonight keeping up with the demands of 4 naughty pirategirls and soon Queeny will join the crew and you will be even busier, tomorrow if we are not raping and pillaging I am planning a bath of chocolate for the crew to play in... alas there will be more baths and bodies to clean up... sorry

!I be thinkin, token's got better buns than bri!!!

Yes, Lynn they are lovely, I am so glad that you brought him with you... he will be lovely to watch on the poop deckBri could do with some assistance... I was afraid that with there only being one TOY that we would quickly wear him out, now he will have 20minutes rest between "CHORES" instead of the 3minutes he was allowed

Thanks for the compliment.

of course you can sweetheart.i am washing my helmet at the moment so i don`t need it.
DOH!
NO NO NO i`m not falling for that bad pirate good pirate routine.

Well if you don't want to share your duckyI understand.... you don't like WET PIRATE GIRLS

us vikings (there are only 2 of us up till now)do not need pirate girls we rape and take what we want.
*blows horn again*
fooking hell i`m all out of puff blowing that stupid horn.

Yes it's a shame you are busy only tooting your horn, our poor cabintoy is rushed of his naked wee feet

it`s not easy blowing this horn you know, it takes a big puff.

Well how hard do you think poor Pat and Brian are working.... they are on a 20minute break right now.... but it's the Captain's turn to be served soon

and I am prepared to Serve you, my dear captain, I shall Stand at Attention, well, part of me will.

Well done Cabin Toy.... and you can leave your hat on

tee hee whats that poking out your shirt bri hehehe

It's the head that I think with the most.

Konifur when will you surrender and become what you know you are destined to be... the playting of 5 Horny Pirategirls

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You've just proved your membership - well done!

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I say.... lets ravage the wizard!!!

hey now!! That skull is missing the Purple hat and Red Rose?!?! How are the people to know we are NOT your average women pirates???

I'm with you Lynn... his weaknesses are bums (Ladies) and free quality beer and we seem to have an endless supply of bothHey Bamber!!!