I'm Ready Thanks for the outfit Debz I like the way my boobs looks like in it !! They are the normal size again !!

OH WOW!!!!! You truely are the part!!! You look great in my stuff

move over wench!! Which part of the scurvy dog do ye want 1st???? yo ho ho! Dont drink all me rum!

LYNN! you look damned dangerous!!! you get to take out anyone you want!!!! Take em down Sister, take em down!!!!

I am Dangerous! some scurvy dog drunk all me rum!!!!

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Your Rum ??
That's it I'm hiding my cognac!!
Got to keep Bri away from my bottle!! The last thing I need is to be STRAIGHT while cruising this voyage with 100 PMSing WOMEN... That cabin TOY better watch his P's & Q's.....

*hiccup*
Brian did it! *hiccup*

Me thinks *hic* that may be a little fib Pat *hic* pass me that *hic* empty bottle... *hic*

* stumbles*
Shure, here you go. I don't care which on of you take it * hic* the one of you on the left, or the one of you on the right *hic*

Shipmates....PULL HARD.....RAMMING SPEED!!!!(oarmaster keeping time with the hammers....BOOM..BOOM..BOOM..BOOM. BOOM BOOM!!!)

Woman the cannons girls the scurvy dog has jumped ship and become a pirate!!!! Weigh that anchor Mistress Likeaneagle... can you throw it? Great when we draw close to them, throw it at that old shipwreacked Dog Tom, and put a hole in that old Tugboat of his.... Girls cutlasses at the ready, Pirate Sweets show more cleavage, it might be the only way to get that LandLubber Konifur to row in circles so we can catch them

yes! ive got plenty! like ripes melons!!!!

Large Melons!!! you sure have Lynn

Did you just say something?
Sorry, I was distracted.

Bamber are you watching us Pirategirls preparing for battle???? I am afraid the weapons we have are rather primative... melons thrown, G.String slingshots, Kisses blown, Hugs offered, Seduction and Temptation, Free Beer and Great Food. Alas I fear we will not capture many slaves

Did you say free beer?

Bamber are you waving the white flag.... you are welcome if you are prepared to discard all clothing before climbing aboard.... *leans over to hand Bamber a beer*

stop it i cant rape and pillage while i`m pissing myself laughing.

You Scurvy heathan, has thou found thy strength sapped by the laughing or the glorious wonder that these fair maidens display....OK GIRLS FLASH THE VIKINGS !!!!!

Aye Aye Cap, Like This??

Good Pirate tatics Sweets, how could any Viking resist that cleavage???? Doll you are a tempting sight!!!

I've come to join the ladies

pirate annie! welcome aboard!!

Annie thats great.... you look wonderful... bath night tonight, Bri is gonna wash our backs and be our cabinTOY

all them girl pirates in the bath if you are the last one in, you will go in clean and come out mucky.

Girls are not pigs like guys. We do not wait until we are filthy adn stinky before we take a bath. Most of us take baths daily, not weekly like guys. Think you can handle washing backs on a daily basis.

I know I can. I'm the official "back washer" and Cabin Toy for the ship.

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A Horrible Chore, but I am sure you will suffer through it is good spirits. It would be terrible if we would have to pull out the whips...
Opps looks like that Idea is back firing you look very excite at the mention of whips.

Very observant, mistress annie. I shall serve you in my duties. Is that acceptable to you?

no viking will work for a pirate.* blows horn *

blow your own horn all you want. Bri is doing an excellent job of soaping up essential parts. Bri quit licking the soap off...ummm never mind.. as you were.

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No we will keep our cabinTOY busy with fetching fresh water and bubbles to pour over our bodies... he will be very busy

HappiLY busy, I should say.

I can tell by the grin on your chin

Cool Boots there Ms. Annie A size 7 I presume,,,,,hoping,,,, thinks to herself what have I got to trade Annie for those boots..

You are in luck. Normally I wear a 6 1/2, but I believe these are a 7.

Ok Dokie what can we trade for those gorgeous boots?? Hmm?? Anything but me stash !!!! I'll share it with you but no trading of that !!

How about the hat?

NUH we are going to throw him overboard...he can only cook beans, and that isn't going to do much but put wind in our sailspull my finger Konifur... BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRPPPP

phoowee thats a stinker.not gonna rape ye today, stinky lady pirate.
i will come back and get all you pirates after we have conquered france...well at least after we have kicked the shit out of them.

Beans???? I actualLY despise beans...uh...Throw me overboard....You actualLY invited me on this cruise....does the term Mutiny mean anything to you? Maybe while I'm out dog paddling a viking ship might take pity on me and take me in.



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those nasty pirate no nothing about Parlay.but plenty about mutiny.you can`t trust those scurvy pirates.you burn the dinner, they will keel haul you.watch out for the pirate with the hook for a hand.* shivers at the thought*

spare this god of manhood! We might need to toy with him across the seas! bwahahaha

Thank you kind miss. i'll be good. You can even keep me chained naked down in the hull so you may all have your way with me.

keep quiet! you call me mistress not miss! Go straight to my room!!!!youve been a bad dog!

Yes mistress, straight to your room, yes mistress...

theres a good dog!!! want a pat?? Token is mine!! lol

Token???????

mine is mine 2!get back washing me!! soap up my back! ill give u an hour stop it! alright! 2 hrs!

Yes mistress

Yup!! Been serving Mistress for over a year now.

arrrr! yes you do lad! ravage me again and be quick about!

More, More. Please Mistress, may we do More.

Token... GIRLS THERE IS A STOWAWAY ABOARD!!!! Lynn, you didn't say you were packing such delicious luggage... you will of course be sharing with The Captain and your Sister Pirates???
Pat off with those clothes, we keep all our toys naked so that they don't escape...hmmmm nice!!!!

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Yes, my mistress Lynn is a very sneeky pirate.

I think so Lynn, He was going to have to wash our backs in the bath tonight.... Awe well guess he realLY doesn't want to be with us HUH?