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Getting Out Of Her Ticket
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rasec1736
Posted on May 08, 2006 at 01:05 AM
1,706 tokens, 3.44 days wasted

i think she needs to take one notch off

fat chicks need love too, but they have to pay
-Quagmire
www.myspace.com/rasec17
now with my "myspace" band of the week.

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likeaneagle
Posted on May 08, 2006 at 01:48 AM
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Comment in reply to rasec1736's original comment

i do that a lot!!!!!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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jackhammer
Posted on May 08, 2006 at 01:06 PM
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Comment in reply to likeaneagle's original comment

and you do it well

semmer down now....

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likeaneagle
Posted on May 08, 2006 at 03:14 PM
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Comment in reply to jackhammer's original comment

thank you jack!!!!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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videophotog
Posted on May 08, 2006 at 02:22 AM
17,093 tokens, 1.99 months wasted

She looks like Grace's crazy boss on Will & Grace.

However, like in Americas Funniest Home Videos, we always ask in our family in situations like this...."why is a camera running in this situation"? Set up for a submission?

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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bwjtx
Posted on May 08, 2006 at 10:36 AM
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Comment in reply to videophotog's original comment

YES SHE Does look like.... but if her voice is the same shell need to raise her skirt too !!!

There is No Business Like SHOW BUSINESS........Be Careful what you wish
For......Get Er DONE......Be Thankful for what you have....The only real success
is when you keep trying to not fail ......Give a man the benefit of the doubt
....you never know what the whole picture is .....GOD IS GREAT !

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The_X
Posted on May 08, 2006 at 05:53 PM
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Comment in reply to videophotog's original comment

yeah there's always a camera ready to take these pics.

For a risk free, fun time DON'T go to the jungle where Tarzan may summon a horde
of gorrilas to strip you of all food and drink for no reason at all.

Thank you and Good night!

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jbmoney
Posted on May 08, 2006 at 08:04 AM
27 tokens, 2.75 hours wasted

yeah, try that as a dude and see what happens!

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PolarBear
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 04:20 PM
785 tokens, 1.28 days wasted

Comment in reply to jbmoney's original comment

You've never showed your cleavage to a female cop?

Meh, me neither. Didn't want a bigger ticket.

http://figjam.3-a.net

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TrojanHorse
Posted on May 08, 2006 at 11:04 AM
796 tokens, 1.9 days wasted

shes hot!

Hung Like a Horse!!!

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SoR_AWC
Posted on May 08, 2006 at 12:47 PM
7,309 tokens, 1.03 months wasted

and the wedding ring doesnt get her a ticket for solicitation?

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DEEDEE
Posted on May 08, 2006 at 03:20 PM
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Comment in reply to SoR_AWC's original comment

Most men don't see wedding rings. Maybe if we wore them on our nipples they would. LOL.

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

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SoR_AWC
Posted on May 08, 2006 at 04:55 PM
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Comment in reply to DEEDEE's original comment

as Homer would say ...arrrgggghhhhhkkkklkll

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PolarBear
Posted on May 11, 2006 at 04:51 AM
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Comment in reply to SoR_AWC's original comment

Wouldn't Homer say DOH!?

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SoR_AWC
Posted on May 11, 2006 at 09:39 AM
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Comment in reply to PolarBear's original comment

homer says a lot... the arrgghhkkklklll would normally be followed by doughnuts... but nipple rings in this case instead

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PolarBear
Posted on May 11, 2006 at 04:15 PM
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Comment in reply to SoR_AWC's original comment

MMmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaahhhh hh... nipple rings...?

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PolarBear
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 04:21 PM
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Comment in reply to DEEDEE's original comment

Ummm... you make it a habit of showing people your nipples?

Can I come visit?

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DEEDEE
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 06:52 PM
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Comment in reply to PolarBear's original comment

LOL. No, I do not make it a habit of showing off my nipples. I was saying, men stare at our breasts so much that maybe if we wore wedding rings on our nipples they would notice the wedding rings.
(.)(.)

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

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PolarBear
Posted on May 11, 2006 at 04:52 AM
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Comment in reply to DEEDEE's original comment

Damn, there go my vacation plans.

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DEEDEE
Posted on May 11, 2006 at 10:00 AM
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Comment in reply to PolarBear's original comment

and were you going to bring the wife and kids?

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

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PolarBear
Posted on May 11, 2006 at 04:22 PM
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Comment in reply to DEEDEE's original comment

Sure. They love a good game of ring toss.

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DEEDEE
Posted on May 12, 2006 at 08:33 PM
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Comment in reply to PolarBear's original comment

You ain't right.

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

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PolarBear
Posted on May 11, 2006 at 04:24 PM
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Comment in reply to DEEDEE's original comment

Sure. They love a good game of ring toss.

http://figjam.3-a.net

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DEEDEE
Posted on May 12, 2006 at 08:36 PM
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Comment in reply to PolarBear's original comment

Ah we're playing that game. Twice the point for half the comments. Huh? J/K

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

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PolarBear
Posted on May 13, 2006 at 10:34 PM
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Comment in reply to DEEDEE's original comment

Odd... site glitched while posting. I looked at the thread, saw my comment was not there, refreshed to be sure, and clicked post once more and it went through.

Now there are two! Freaky! Just like nipple rings.

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DEEDEE
Posted on May 14, 2006 at 12:03 PM
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Comment in reply to PolarBear's original comment

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

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lelos
Posted on May 08, 2006 at 12:58 PM
535 tokens, 1.86 days wasted

If I was him I would get all her info.

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weezel
Posted on May 08, 2006 at 03:49 PM
852 tokens, 1.35 days wasted

that ain't gonna work

Lalalala...

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x_cUtIe_x
Posted on May 08, 2006 at 10:00 PM
1,617 tokens, 2.06 days wasted

Well that won't work....

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~

You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

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alex657684
Posted on May 08, 2006 at 11:36 PM
11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

she'd have to do a lot more than that to get out of a ticket.

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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girl4fun
Posted on May 09, 2006 at 11:02 AM
179 tokens, 1.37 days wasted

Well, as I always say....

"If you've got them, flaunt them!"

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thewatcher
Posted on May 09, 2006 at 05:50 PM
121 tokens, 19.12 hours wasted

that never works

I wonder how people invented glue? some guy burning a horse, checks its hooves
,"....Wait a minute....That could be glue!!!." his friend walks up, "what about
that one over there looks like hes out of his mind." "he'll be crazy glue."

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TGI420
Posted on May 09, 2006 at 08:04 PM
1,163 tokens, 4.38 days wasted

she is pretty hot for an older chick. but i would still give her the ticket.

Be ashamed of nothing you do, do nothing you are ashamed of.

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PolarBear
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 04:16 PM
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Comment in reply to TGI420's original comment

"Older chick"? How old are you, 14?

Sheesh.

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ramrock
Posted on May 09, 2006 at 08:41 PM
6,101 tokens, 1.46 months wasted

All she is doing is asking him if they look real

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

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PolarBear
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 04:15 PM
785 tokens, 1.28 days wasted

She's just proving she has no concealed weapons.

http://figjam.3-a.net

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