no.
its political comentary.
scousers (people from liverpool) are sometimes portrayed as theives. he plays for liverpool.
get it now?

he is from liverpool

Still confused... could it be compared to how Oakland Raiders fans stab the fans of whatever team they are playing on any particular sunday?

whos the oakland raiders?

Okay okay, I won't make fun of your futbol anymore.

Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson and bragged, that despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night.
Cilla Black who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Cilla said, "Sean, if I'm not bein' too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer, let's go back to my 'ouse, we could 'ave a lorra lorra fun." So they went back to her place. After a couple of drinks they went off to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together. Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for
an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my bawls in your left hand and ma wullie in your right hand". Cilla looks a
bitperplexed, but says "Okay". He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and theyhave even better sex than before.
Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to...... "I know Sean.
Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem hun". Cillacomplies with the routine. Again, the results are absolutely mind blowing.
Once it's all over, they have a drink. Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla asks "Sean, tell me, this 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer Willie in the other does it really stimulate yer that much?"Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla but the last time I shlept with a scouser, she shtole ma wallet.

i heard a different version of that a while back, still makes me laugh though

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