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zman14
Posted on Jan 17, 2006 at 07:18 PM
1,440 tokens, 3.76 weeks wasted

hehehehehehhehehehehheheh ehehhe

united 93 it waz the perfect movie in dedication of those who lost there lives
on 9/11/01

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familyguyfan
Posted on Jan 17, 2006 at 07:19 PM
68 tokens, 8.75 hours wasted

wow!!! can they say that on a church sign

It seems that all u see is violence in movies and sex on tv, but where r those
good old fashioned values on which we used to rely, lucky there's a FAMILY GUY,
lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us laugh and
cry. HE'S A FAMILY GUY!!!!!

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minodude
Posted on Jan 17, 2006 at 10:28 PM
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Comment in reply to familyguyfan's original comment

obviously they can

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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onechaos
Posted on Jan 17, 2006 at 07:29 PM
603 tokens, 1.26 weeks wasted

We all worship the beauty of creation in different ways. There's a reason it's called the Missionary Position

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"I do too!"

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yojimbo
Posted on Jan 17, 2006 at 08:00 PM
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Gatorbait
Posted on Jan 17, 2006 at 08:55 PM
4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted

I would refer to it as a religious experience

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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CaptainSpank
Posted on Jan 17, 2006 at 09:25 PM
919 tokens, 1.46 days wasted

In my experience its usually,"Oh, Captain!"

tis what I usually hear, thats all.....

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ALL HAIL THE SPANK

PS. I love boobs!

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Izzy3150
Posted on Jan 17, 2006 at 09:30 PM
365 tokens, 16.08 hours wasted

That would also include shouting "Jesus Christ!!" when your scared.

(This comment was modified on Jan 17, 2006 09:31 PM)

"That girl is hot but she's mean. That girl is nice but not hot. That girl is
hot and nice, but she's going out with your friend!" - Israel "Izzy3150"

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mellowkat
Posted on Jan 17, 2006 at 10:20 PM
881 tokens, 1.68 weeks wasted

ROFLMAO good to see they can see the humourous side of things

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Australia. And if you give me any more trouble, I shall visit you in the small
hours and put a bat up your night dress!

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azzho
Posted on Jan 17, 2006 at 10:57 PM
245 tokens, 17.55 hours wasted

Heh.. Finally a church that's realistic.

YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO?!

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forgotten0ne
Posted on Jan 18, 2006 at 08:25 AM
43 tokens, 11.43 hours wasted

The only thing is, if that doesn't constitute as going to church, then what does? Seems like a good place to worship to me, I mean they have you prey at your bed, why not go to church there?

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boatman_68
Posted on Jan 18, 2006 at 12:46 PM
406 tokens, 2.48 days wasted

Any of u ladies out there need to get religon,Im available.........

Gun control means,hitting your target.

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JJ5960
Posted on Jan 18, 2006 at 01:59 PM
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ooops i never knew that

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x_cUtIe_x
Posted on Jan 18, 2006 at 07:28 PM
1,617 tokens, 2.06 days wasted

Damn!Guess I gotta start going...

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~

You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

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ShortStuff
Posted on Jan 18, 2006 at 09:33 PM
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hahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahaha

Don't Drink & Drive.............Smoke Weed & Fly

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DUDE
Posted on Jan 19, 2006 at 05:29 PM
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vive le Québec libre !

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maccx_p
Posted on Jan 25, 2006 at 09:13 AM
627 tokens, 1.61 days wasted

There is always a lighter side to everything, this is one of those times. Good message cause it caught everyones attention!

Peace

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CB
Posted on Feb 10, 2006 at 11:53 PM
459 tokens, 1.51 days wasted

Humor in church. Hmm.

Strong and Bitter words indicate a weak cause.

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wes
Posted on Feb 13, 2006 at 09:58 AM
6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted

OH YES! Good sign, good post.

Live & let live... such is life.
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Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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likeaneagle
Posted on Feb 13, 2006 at 10:12 AM
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Comment in reply to wes's original comment

i do, not only on sundays tho!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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wes
Posted on Feb 13, 2006 at 01:47 PM
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Comment in reply to likeaneagle's original comment

UGO girl!!!

Live & let live... such is life.
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Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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wanna_cookie
Posted on Feb 27, 2006 at 08:40 PM
1,916 tokens, 5.26 days wasted

who would be stupid enough to put this really funny though

save the chief

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OrangeJuice
Posted on May 07, 2006 at 06:59 PM
1,513 tokens, 1.73 weeks wasted

Why is it on the home page while it is date few months ago? And also have all the old comments?

Repost

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed"
-- Alexander Pope

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DEEDEE
Posted on May 07, 2006 at 07:22 PM
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Comment in reply to OrangeJuice's original comment

I thought so too.

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

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softpretzel025
Posted on May 07, 2006 at 07:14 PM
152 tokens, 9.95 hours wasted

I REALLY HATE TO TELL YOU ALL THIS

But it's a fake

Go here

http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/

I do believe it's true
That there are roads left in both of our shoes
If the silence takes you then I hope it takes me too
So brown eyes I hold you near
Cause you're the only song I want to hear
A melody softly soaring through my atmosphere

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parkerboy
Posted on May 07, 2006 at 08:19 PM
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Comment in reply to softpretzel025's original comment

Oh, the fun I will have with this! Thanks!

"He is your friend, your partner, your dog. You are his life, his love, his
leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You
owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion" -Anonymous

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Monkey
Posted on May 07, 2006 at 08:16 PM
9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

Well it sure as shit constitutes something!

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The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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