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WileyWeasel
Posted on Aug 16, 2006 at 03:08 AM
12,901 tokens, 3.05 weeks wasted

I want to hear the POP when she stands up......

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

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mine
Posted on Aug 16, 2006 at 11:03 PM
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Comment in reply to WileyWeasel's original comment

POP!! Lol

Wisdom isn't just knowing what to say, it's knowing if to say it and when. This
also applies to to your actions.

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konifur
Posted on Aug 16, 2006 at 11:37 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

i am confused again

i dont get this one at all.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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sugar5740
Posted on Aug 16, 2006 at 11:58 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Do you see the pillars placed every few feet on the dock? And do you see her sitting right where one should be? Where else could it be and why would she need lube? Think about it for a second.

Oh, mother, oh, mother, oh, what shall I do?
I've married a man who's unable to screw!
My troubles are many, my pleasures are small
For I've married a man who has no balls at all!

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konifur
Posted on Aug 16, 2006 at 12:50 PM
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Comment in reply to sugar5740's original comment

thanks sugar, how i missed that one i will never know.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Chagga
Posted on Aug 16, 2006 at 11:57 AM
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Ouch...Must be some high quality Lube!

Signature Goes Here

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Arch
Posted on Aug 16, 2006 at 12:14 PM
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Comment in reply to Chagga's original comment

Or a low quality whore.

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

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bulldozer
Posted on Aug 16, 2006 at 01:14 PM
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Oh snap! that was good one.

He's not exactly the sharpest crayon in the tree... wait. Did I say tool? I
meant eraser.

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bulldozer
Posted on Aug 16, 2006 at 01:16 PM
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You know if you look at where she is sitting and where the other posts are, she would be sitting right in front of it. If I have ruined it for everybody, sorry. That's just me. I like to analyze and figure things out.

He's not exactly the sharpest crayon in the tree... wait. Did I say tool? I
meant eraser.

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minodude
Posted on Aug 16, 2006 at 06:56 PM
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Comment in reply to bulldozer's original comment

You mean infront of it likes its between her legs? cause i'd call that behind, just from the camera angle

(This comment was modified on Aug 16, 2006 06:57 PM)

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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alex657684
Posted on Aug 16, 2006 at 07:52 PM
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wow.....bad images........i could crawl up there and get lost.

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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mine
Posted on Aug 16, 2006 at 11:04 PM
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Comment in reply to alex657684's original comment

Lol@ crawl up there and get lost!!

Wisdom isn't just knowing what to say, it's knowing if to say it and when. This
also applies to to your actions.

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 17, 2006 at 01:05 AM
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...........help me find my keys and we'll drive outta here.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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baby_boy
Posted on Aug 17, 2006 at 04:18 AM
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uauuuuuuuu... what a sunset

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you
didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from
the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

Mark Twain

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hunnybunny
Posted on Aug 17, 2006 at 09:04 AM
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why is the only question on my mind!!!!!

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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MRB
Posted on Aug 24, 2006 at 11:48 AM
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LMFAO very funny

this user does not have a signature

i dont suffer from insanity. i enjoy every minute of it.

Why r we dying to live if we are just living to die? (Tupac n Biggie Runnin)

dont worry to much about life no one gets out alive.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on

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