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18 comments | Posted by SaintJimmy 44 months ago
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View Profile for teknineteknine
Posted on Jul 10, 2006 at 04:25 AM
664 tokens, 6.6 days wasted
haha, i suppose playerz come in all sorts of types...wether the moochez or hunny layerz...they're out there..

If you suck on ass enough, you'll choke on shit!!

 
View Profile for RedSoxNationRedSoxNation
Posted on Jul 10, 2006 at 12:59 PM
174 tokens, 15.18 hours wasted
Comment in reply to teknine's original comment

Christ woman....I just bought you a drink....you're still sober?! Man, I gotta find an easier chick to do this with! I'm never gonna get laid!

I'm gonna be rich when I figure out how to attach seat belts to barstools!
I'm busier than a one legged man at an ass kicking contest!

If you were up to your neck in pee and I threw a bucket of poop at your
head......would you duck?

 
View Profile for Slimj82Slimj82
Posted on Jul 10, 2006 at 04:37 AM
214 tokens, 1.2 days wasted
Dumbass sippin a rufy.. He's gonna be laid out in a lil gettin ass raped.. So I'd say he's doing the girl a favor.

Jon B

WWW.MYSPACE.COM/2FAST4U

 
View Profile for DEEDEEDEEDEE
Posted on Jul 10, 2006 at 11:59 AM
1,944 tokens, 5.73 days wasted
Comment in reply to Slimj82's original comment

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

 
View Profile for kirbykirby
Posted on Jul 10, 2006 at 04:41 AM
1,533 tokens, 6.2 days wasted
lol someone is an alcoholic!!!!

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be
changed regularly and for the same reason.


 
View Profile for GatorbaitGatorbait
Posted on Jul 10, 2006 at 05:30 AM
4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted
Maybe he thinks he can lessen her drunkenness, so he might still have a shot at her... he looks like he could be that desparate. Is she the only girl in the club?

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jul 10, 2006 at 05:52 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted
if the lad in blue squeezed a fart out now .......................

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for CrazyBCrazyB
Posted on Jul 10, 2006 at 07:27 AM
780 tokens, 2.61 days wasted
How gay and lame is that.


Very, by the way.

Stop trying to live the "good moral life". You can't. You wanna know why?
Because We all have a sinful nature. It's the way we were born. You can't Live
it alone. We all need Jesus Christ.

 
View Profile for ArchArch
Posted on Jul 10, 2006 at 08:26 AM
2,969 tokens, 1.61 weeks wasted
Oooh you got herpes now bitch! Both of you!

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

 
View Profile for PolarBearPolarBear
Posted on Jul 10, 2006 at 12:26 PM
785 tokens, 1.28 days wasted
Hey I think I went to school with that guy.

http://figjam.3-a.net

 
View Profile for SoR_AWCSoR_AWC
Posted on Jul 10, 2006 at 12:45 PM
7,473 tokens, 1.05 months wasted
The essence of Ass must be a powefull beverage enhanc er.

Lets see the WHO determine the mechanics of thaqt AIDS transmission.

Add the age of all three of them and you might have a legal drinker.


 
View Profile for Phoenix_84Phoenix_84
Posted on Jul 10, 2006 at 01:39 PM
2,201 tokens, 1.47 weeks wasted
hopefully, that dude got his ass kicked.

Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Taste Good with
Ketchup

Veni, Veni, Dormivi!

Licetne mihi ambulare ad latrinam?

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers
on your right hand?

 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Jul 10, 2006 at 01:43 PM
11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted
he's looking to get a whooping.

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

 
View Profile for ExplodnationExplodnation
Posted on Jul 10, 2006 at 08:29 PM
1,697 tokens, 6.58 days wasted
hay at 5$ for 2 im gonna get all that I can fer cheep

right when i found the meaning of life they changed it

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View Profile for viktoria_javiktoria_ja
Posted on Jul 11, 2006 at 01:35 AM
1,028 tokens, 2.9 days wasted
now that is not a nice thing to do

Nude, Tattooed, & Sweet as Hell

 
View Profile for hunnybunnyhunnybunny
Posted on Jul 11, 2006 at 11:28 AM
8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted
On a serious note you should alwasy be able to see your drink because at the end of the day he could of spiked it!!!! i have a few friends that has happened to so be careful guys

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


http://www.myspace.com/donna28

 
View Profile for YULIYULI
Posted on Jul 12, 2006 at 11:46 PM
159 tokens, 12.12 hours wasted
lol i agree !!!!! he might just get it were the sun dont shine....lol


 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Jul 31, 2006 at 04:15 AM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted
go while the gettin is good

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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