leave that forking fork alone.

sitting at the dinner table my daughter ( 7 years at the time)always used to say " please pass the fork and knife."it sounded real bad.
she used to say "par cark" instead of car park and "hemlet" for helmet as well.we used to call things like that a," shirleyism "

u'll have to remind her of her little "shirleyism's" when she's older!!!!

she is 25 now and i sure do.