if it was a water slide it'd be better

u are so right!

but not in a business suit

that would be good .would i get sucked through like the old mail chutes.weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

oh thanks steve for that one!!! i had forgotten about those . . . i used to drop a letter down, and then try to run down and try to beat the letter!!!

i wish there were still some like that around here....i'd do the same thing

i'm so glad!!!! that just tickles my sore ribs!!!

so you are getting better slowly, it used to hurt when you breathed, now it only hurts when you laugh.well i am sorry but you are going in pain for a while if you stay here on ugoto.as this is the funniest site ever.

laughter is the best medicine. i'll single handedly get you recovered, and maybe even teach you not to shoot coke out your nose....

. . . i don't know alex . . maybe with your help and this!!!

and just what is that?

. . . a big ol' clothes pin to stop that diet coke from shooting out!!

oh....after you've told me, it does look like a clothespin lol....

You should come down here and try Quaywest Waterpark. http://www.quaywest.co.uk/

wooooooooo!!!!!!! now, that looks awesome bamber!!!!!!!!!!!

it sure does!!

Or he had too many gerbils as a kid!

That's the first thing I thought of. My luck, I get in but there'd be some porker wedged in about a third of the way down - that's when my claustrophobia would kick in.

Well, honestly that wasn't my first thought. My first thought was to hang out at the exit and wait for the ladies in minis to exit.

Sorry, I'll be on my way to my room now (with all due props to Konifer )