I dont want to go to hell when I die...I hate family reunions....

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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*Don't take a sleeping tablet at* *the same time as a laxitive. *
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hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)