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55 comments | Posted by kiepay 48 months ago
I Guess Woman Like It Spicy
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View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Mar 20, 2006 at 03:13 PM
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no, just the first time seeing that part of a woman.....kind of reminds me of my life...very lonely.

(This comment was modified on Mar 20, 2006 03:14 PM)

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View Profile for hunnybunnyhunnybunny
Posted on Mar 21, 2006 at 05:49 AM
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AWE Poor alex :)

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View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Mar 21, 2006 at 01:43 PM
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Comment in reply to hunnybunny's original comment

yeah....it sucks....can't seem to find anyone built like that who'd be interested in a real relationship....but that's what I get for living in a military town.

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View Profile for hunnybunnyhunnybunny
Posted on Mar 22, 2006 at 07:28 AM
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Comment in reply to alex657684's original comment

i am embarressed to be a women such a nice man going to waste such a shame they dont know what there missing alex, there obviously not worth it where you live alex

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View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Mar 22, 2006 at 09:13 AM
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Comment in reply to hunnybunny's original comment

awww shucks

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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Mar 20, 2006 at 03:32 PM
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That face is classic !!!

Imagine his face if she had big ones.



I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for elfbowler1elfbowler1
Posted on Mar 20, 2006 at 03:39 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

My god if they were any bigger he'd be falling off the back of the chair dying of a heart attack.

I wonder if this is what mine did the first time he saw them the first time.

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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Mar 20, 2006 at 03:40 PM
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Comment in reply to elfbowler1's original comment

I wonder if this is what mine did the first time he saw them the first time.








(This comment was modified on Mar 20, 2006 03:43 PM)

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for LokireloadedLokireloaded
Posted on Mar 20, 2006 at 04:34 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

thats just mean.
but a funny pic!


 
View Profile for minemine
Posted on Mar 20, 2006 at 07:10 PM
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Comment in reply to Lokireloaded's original comment

yeah, that's mean. :P

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View Profile for GatorbaitGatorbait
Posted on Mar 20, 2006 at 08:13 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

It wouldnt matter if they were A's or DD"s... the first time a guy gets his eyes full, it really doesnt matter...they're ALL big!

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Mar 21, 2006 at 05:35 PM
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Comment in reply to Gatorbait's original comment

That is exactly what Jahmel said !!!








I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for hunnybunnyhunnybunny
Posted on Mar 21, 2006 at 06:03 AM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

He would probably start drooling i personally dont see whats so great about Boobs arse's maybe like for instance i'd love an arse like kyle (bitch)

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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Mar 21, 2006 at 05:40 PM
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Both are just fine with me.


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View Profile for hunnybunnyhunnybunny
Posted on Mar 22, 2006 at 07:27 AM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

lmao you always make me laugh

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View Profile for maddenmastermaddenmaster
Posted on Mar 21, 2006 at 09:33 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

his eyes would be popping out of his head

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View Profile for jaguarpurrrjaguarpurrr
Posted on Mar 20, 2006 at 05:05 PM
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I think that they are the size of a grapefruit not all that big but to a guy with no experience ... well what are you going to say

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View Profile for zman14zman14
Posted on Mar 20, 2006 at 05:39 PM
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lol hes in a state of shock o and REPOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

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View Profile for kiepaykiepay
Posted on Mar 20, 2006 at 08:26 PM
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Comment in reply to zman14's original comment

I don't think its a repost considering it's from Mardi Gras this year.

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View Profile for RedbeardRedbeard
Posted on Mar 21, 2006 at 03:03 AM
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Comment in reply to kiepay's original comment

Who cares anyway. I never saw this picture before (and apparently I'm not the only one) so if it's a repost, THANK YOU!

This user does not have a signature. YES I do! LOOK, I DO HAVE A SIGNATURE!

 
View Profile for GatorbaitGatorbait
Posted on Mar 21, 2006 at 08:34 PM
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I'm of the opinion that the word repost is severely and often incorrectly overused around here.

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

 
View Profile for DEEDEEDEEDEE
Posted on Apr 29, 2006 at 11:34 PM
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I agree.

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View Profile for minemine
Posted on Mar 20, 2006 at 07:11 PM
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Very funny pic.

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also applies to to your actions.

 
View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Mar 20, 2006 at 07:26 PM
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Awesome. I think its a set up picture, but its still funny. I'd have a hard time not burying my face in those.

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View Profile for wanna_cookiewanna_cookie
Posted on Mar 21, 2006 at 12:23 AM
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i think he is gonna go into shock

save the chief

 
View Profile for LokireloadedLokireloaded
Posted on Mar 21, 2006 at 08:51 AM
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hes lucky she cant see him!
i dont know what shed do to her!


 
View Profile for ShortStuffShortStuff
Posted on Mar 21, 2006 at 02:36 PM
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Men r so ridiculous! Look @ him he looks lik a blood thirsty vampire who never saw breast............wat, is he a virgin?

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View Profile for mellowkatmellowkat
Posted on May 20, 2006 at 10:30 PM
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Comment in reply to ShortStuff's original comment

lol most likely youd be suprised at how weird some virgins can get

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View Profile for rasec1736rasec1736
Posted on Mar 22, 2006 at 02:36 AM
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fat chicks need love too, but they have to pay
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View Profile for TayManTayMan
Posted on Mar 22, 2006 at 11:46 AM
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Comment in reply to rasec1736's original comment

wait until he sees the bottom half!!!

Yeah man.

 
View Profile for bwjtxbwjtx
Posted on Mar 22, 2006 at 12:05 PM
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WOW....what a reflection of the Red in her Lai .....really lite up his eyes bright RED !

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For......Get Er DONE......Be Thankful for what you have....The only real success
is when you keep trying to not fail ......Give a man the benefit of the doubt
....you never know what the whole picture is .....GOD IS GREAT !

 
View Profile for winglesangelwinglesangel
Posted on Mar 22, 2006 at 07:52 PM
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..ive seen that face before :] bahaha...thats funny

Signatures are lame. Just like you.

 
View Profile for maulermauler
Posted on Mar 22, 2006 at 08:19 PM
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Id love to see his reaction if she was totally naked............ooooooowwwwwwwwwww

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View Profile for x_cUtIe_xx_cUtIe_x
Posted on Mar 23, 2006 at 11:09 PM
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Now just imagine if he saw mine...

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You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

 
View Profile for rasec1736rasec1736
Posted on Apr 23, 2006 at 09:51 PM
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Comment in reply to x_cUtIe_x's original comment

anyone would be then.

fat chicks need love too, but they have to pay
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View Profile for x_cUtIe_xx_cUtIe_x
Posted on Apr 23, 2006 at 10:54 PM
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Comment in reply to rasec1736's original comment

And you know it!

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~


You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

 
View Profile for rasec1736rasec1736
Posted on Apr 23, 2006 at 10:56 PM
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Comment in reply to x_cUtIe_x's original comment

that i do

fat chicks need love too, but they have to pay
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View Profile for x_cUtIe_xx_cUtIe_x
Posted on Apr 23, 2006 at 11:10 PM
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Comment in reply to rasec1736's original comment

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~


You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

 
View Profile for rasec1736rasec1736
Posted on Apr 23, 2006 at 11:12 PM
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Comment in reply to x_cUtIe_x's original comment

hey nice signature.
i wonder where you could have gotten something so funny

fat chicks need love too, but they have to pay
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View Profile for x_cUtIe_xx_cUtIe_x
Posted on Apr 23, 2006 at 11:24 PM
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Comment in reply to rasec1736's original comment

Lol,I don't know,but it is pretty funny huh?

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You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

 
View Profile for rasec1736rasec1736
Posted on Apr 23, 2006 at 11:25 PM
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Comment in reply to x_cUtIe_x's original comment

i am laughing my face off as we comment

fat chicks need love too, but they have to pay
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View Profile for x_cUtIe_xx_cUtIe_x
Posted on Apr 23, 2006 at 11:33 PM
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Comment in reply to rasec1736's original comment

You too?

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You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

 
View Profile for rasec1736rasec1736
Posted on Apr 23, 2006 at 11:35 PM
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Comment in reply to x_cUtIe_x's original comment

yes and congratulations for being in the top 20.

fat chicks need love too, but they have to pay
-Quagmire
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View Profile for x_cUtIe_xx_cUtIe_x
Posted on Apr 24, 2006 at 09:56 AM
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Comment in reply to rasec1736's original comment

Thank you very much!It was hard work!

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~


You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

 
View Profile for bwjtxbwjtx
Posted on Apr 29, 2006 at 09:43 PM
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Comment in reply to x_cUtIe_x's original comment

Thanks for the Visualization.....

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For......Get Er DONE......Be Thankful for what you have....The only real success
is when you keep trying to not fail ......Give a man the benefit of the doubt
....you never know what the whole picture is .....GOD IS GREAT !

 
View Profile for x_cUtIe_xx_cUtIe_x
Posted on Apr 30, 2006 at 10:57 AM
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Comment in reply to bwjtx's original comment

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~


You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

 
View Profile for JakJakJakJak
Posted on Mar 28, 2006 at 06:32 PM
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first time? what? I do that every time!!!!

sex is like a cheeseburger. when it's good, it's awesome.
when it sucks, it's still pretty damn good.

 
View Profile for CroNuSCroNuS
Posted on Apr 29, 2006 at 09:41 PM
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cant blame the guy for looking but he could be a little more subtle....

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View Profile for leloslelos
Posted on May 08, 2006 at 12:59 PM
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She is hot as hell damn


 
View Profile for onetwothreeonetwothree
Posted on May 19, 2006 at 01:29 PM
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I made the same face when I opened this pic!!!

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View Profile for LokireloadedLokireloaded
Posted on May 20, 2006 at 05:58 PM
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Comment in reply to onetwothree's original comment

she is hot.
he is half right for staring!


 
View Profile for ShortStuffShortStuff
Posted on May 25, 2006 at 04:16 PM
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Stupid , omg look @ his eyes

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View Profile for kro7kro7
Posted on Jun 15, 2006 at 11:27 PM
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Reminds me of my first time, except i was smart enough to be more nonchalant.

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the false hope of changing our torn world in my transient lifetime. Who am I, a
man who whishes he could live his life without ever feeling the icy grip of
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View Profile for FaytFayt
Posted on Jun 17, 2006 at 07:42 AM
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Can't Blame him really!

She is HOT

u like me or u dont i dont care

 
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Posted on Jul 12, 2006 at 11:51 AM
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woow

milu

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