nice one bri.
i must tell you this..it true.

i was in Calais,France.yes France,(well i cant say i dislike them without being to France can i)and went to the toilet in a bar.the door opened and a guy came out then i went in.i noticed there was no urinals,mmm a french thing i thought.so went into one of the stalls,as i was only having a pee i never closed the door behind me(yeah well, it`s a man thing)i heard a person in the next stall having a really noisy time of it, but never mind well all do it.i finished and shook it three times only(more than that is classed a wank,ain`t that rightlads)i then went to wash my hands,as i was doing that from the stall next to the one i used a woman came out and smiled at me then washed her hands.i thought ,OMG i`m in the wrong toilets and ran out and nearly collided with another woman coming in on my way out.i sat back down next to Anne and said," drink up we are going, never mind paying the bill lets just get out of here,before the women come out those toilets."
Anne told me to calm down as the toilets are unisex.
BLOODY FRENCH!

nice one tom.


has anyone else got any TRUE toilet stories to tell.