Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.