You don't disappoint, Konifur - I was expecting a comment along those lines from you.

well bamber you know me i aim to please.
you set them up i will do my best.

Ok, here we go again..... Since you posted this... What's with the pants?? Are they catching and filtering farts? or is it catching his hemmoroids??? Can you enlighten the dense one here?? oh wise sir???

As it's a comic-book convention, I'd say the pants are supposed to represent a fart.

poor baby have you got a bum fulla' grapes? Nurse Debz at ya service...

just a tiny one don`t need your bum fingering expertise just yet.but it`s loverly for you to offer.

(This comment was modified on Jan 10, 2008 06:33 AM)

Oh I would make sacrifices for you any time Steve, but I don't poke piles for no one. I was told I could never be a 'Head Caregiver' unless I learnt to give suppositaries, well look at me, I am a 'H.G.' and the ol' finger is still a virgin.
I will just pat your wee forehead and hold you hot sweaty hand until help came.

PHEW! well thats OK debz.my bum is also a virgin.

Except on Wednesdays--Slightly?

Here you go my dear dear friend just for Konifur when he calls on you !!! Show him this one and he'll be as good as gold !! besides he don't want Annie to get any ideas....

Thanking you Nurse Sweets, I have put it into my Nurssy bag for future use.... Should be a scream to use.... for Konifur not me

OMG !!!
A bum full of grapes??? are they the purple ones or the green ones??

(This comment was modified on Jan 10, 2008 06:21 PM)

Usually they are purple, if they go green, they already dead and it's time to sew up the Ass-hole and bury em'