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Homefries
Posted on Nov 22, 2005 at 04:50 PM
1,827 tokens, 2.26 weeks wasted

Trick or treat

Take my advice, 'cause I'm not using it.

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likeaneagle
Posted on Nov 22, 2005 at 11:23 PM
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Comment in reply to Homefries's original comment

shoes or handbag!!! as monkey would say, purse

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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hunnybunny
Posted on Nov 25, 2005 at 07:48 AM
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Comment in reply to likeaneagle's original comment

ever heard of a purse?

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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Garf
Posted on Mar 04, 2006 at 03:28 PM
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Comment in reply to Homefries's original comment

Damn Jehovah's Witnesses, always knocking...

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Trevor_BMPD
Posted on Nov 22, 2005 at 07:01 PM
926 tokens, 5.71 days wasted

Welcome to Miami...where even the aligators like to go inside.

"I'm Horatio Caine and this I know, at CSI: Miami we never close."

"The shit hit the fan."

http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Squall780

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Ando
Posted on Nov 22, 2005 at 07:32 PM
643 tokens, 1.95 weeks wasted

Isn't that from "Viva La Bam"?

[Insert awesome catchphrase here]

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atxman76
Posted on Nov 22, 2005 at 07:38 PM
605 tokens, 1.04 days wasted

Isthat the guy from vegi tales? that show rocks!

Live life and get as many BJs as possible
LONGHORNS 2005 BITCHES!

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Strawberry
Posted on Nov 22, 2005 at 08:03 PM
254 tokens, 1.73 days wasted

He wants to borrow a cup of sugar.

Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of
peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me! (runs upstairs crying)
Peter: Who was that guy?

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Monkey
Posted on Nov 22, 2005 at 08:28 PM
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Comment in reply to Strawberry's original comment

LOL

This reminds me of that old SNL skit where a woman answers her door and its a giant shark thats been trying to get her.

3 seconds after she slams the door there is a knock.
She yells "Who is it?"
And he yells back "Uh...mail man!"
She opens the door expecting the mail man and there he was.

I think it was Gilda Radner and Chevy Chase.

I'm Rosanna, Rosanna Danna.

Wealth â‰ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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aph21
Posted on Nov 23, 2005 at 09:39 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

I remember that, they always cracked me up!

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!

I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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Fantom3993
Posted on Nov 24, 2005 at 02:25 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

That was the first thing that popped into my mind when I saw this

Who is it?
Uh...Dolphin

Excuse me ma'am, I lost my puppy in the back of that van, wanna help me find it?

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onetwothree
Posted on Jul 03, 2006 at 03:12 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

LAND SHARK!!!!!

"Don't sweat the small shit"

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stvnschick
Posted on Nov 22, 2005 at 08:48 PM
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oh my god. can you imagine opening those blinds first thing in the morning with a cup of coffee in your hand?! holy crap.

I know kung fu.

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aph21
Posted on Nov 22, 2005 at 09:50 PM
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Comment in reply to stvnschick's original comment

That cup of coffee wouldn't be in your hand long after seeing that!

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!

I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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Trevor_BMPD
Posted on Nov 25, 2005 at 11:50 AM
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Comment in reply to aph21's original comment

And that stain on your shirt would still be wet.

"I'm Horatio Caine and this I know, at CSI: Miami we never close."

"The shit hit the fan."

http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Squall780

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aph21
Posted on Nov 26, 2005 at 09:56 AM
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Comment in reply to Trevor_BMPD's original comment

and the stain in your shorts!

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!

I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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x_cUtIe_x
Posted on Nov 22, 2005 at 09:05 PM
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I'd have a heartattack!!!

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~

You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

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wes
Posted on Nov 23, 2005 at 06:00 PM
6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted

Damn, free gator tail stew AND a pair of shoes!!!

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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hunnybunny
Posted on Nov 25, 2005 at 07:50 AM
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Comment in reply to wes's original comment

Trust you wes you always see the practical side to it food and shoes/bag typical good point tho

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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motta567
Posted on Nov 23, 2005 at 10:10 PM
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Them damn Jehovah Witnesses they will do any thing to sell that Watch Tower Magazine!

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hunnybunny
Posted on Nov 25, 2005 at 07:51 AM
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Comment in reply to motta567's original comment

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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x_cUtIe_x
Posted on Nov 28, 2005 at 09:41 PM
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Comment in reply to hunnybunny's original comment

Heeeey.....

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~

You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

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hunnybunny
Posted on Nov 29, 2005 at 05:31 AM
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Comment in reply to x_cUtIe_x's original comment

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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x_cUtIe_x
Posted on Nov 29, 2005 at 06:06 PM
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Comment in reply to hunnybunny's original comment

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~

You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

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WileyWeasel
Posted on Jul 31, 2006 at 02:26 AM
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Comment in reply to hunnybunny's original comment

Knock-Knock......Candygram

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyoneâ€¦â€¦..but
theyâ€™ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

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