Maybe they ran away. I would too if I had to support that all the time.

if he says his penis is bigger than 2 inches, HES A LIAR

that reminds me of a song... you will love this one debz.



My mother said
that I never should
never play with the naughty rude girls in the wood
Their giggling talk I could never understood
And thats why I fell in love with my right hand

(Chorus)
And thats why
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
And does it good like it bloody well should
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
And im always pulling my pudd

I was 25 years old
before I was kissed
and then I found the guy prefered
a swift one off the wrist
Its cheap and convenient
and you cant catch VD
Its avalible at anytime and its absolutly free

(Chorus)


Oh Mrs Palm
and your 5 lovely daughters
Thank you for having me
and being oh so kind
I've got pains in my arms
and my donkeys growing shorter
My knees have turnt to water
And I think im going blind

I've wanked over Italy
I've wanked over Spain
I've wanked in an omibus
I've even had a wank in a train

I've used a badger
and a melon
and a cat
a inflatable Linda Lovelace
and a David Crocket hat

(Chorus)


Oh Mrs Palm
and your 5 lovely daughters
Thank you for having me
and being oh so kind
I've pains in my arms
and my donkeys growing shorter
My knees have turnt to water
And I think im going blind.

u said it girl!!

and what would the right one be?

Well Minodude in HIS CASE maybe his brain, steroids are bad man, in YOUR CASE who knows....

well, the brain isnt a muscle

the wiener is

Oh you young over-educated cutie you, once again you make the mistake of taking on a woman.....careful

that`s a bit small, think that`s a willy no no no this is a willy......

FUCK YOU FRIGHTEN ME !!!!!!

ha ha ha fuck you're a poser

i cover myself up using a clover, normaly.

i have to admit i have done better photoshops in the past.

ha ha ha .... a clover leaf... thats sad, and way TMI