"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

"Do the kangaroo hop!"
(The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother 1975)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"