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View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Oct 22, 2007 at 08:16 AM
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Look out! A Niagara of Norks!

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Oct 22, 2007 at 01:33 PM
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"Ok I won't look," covers eyes and peeks through fingers.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for minemine
Posted on Oct 22, 2007 at 04:36 PM
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Heck!!

Wisdom isn't just knowing what to say, it's knowing if to say it and when. This
also applies to to your actions.

 
View Profile for shirtkickershirtkicker
Posted on Oct 22, 2007 at 06:46 PM
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You miss so much if you wander through life always looking straight ahead!

Sometimes I wish I were a dwarf - just for a different perpective every now and then...

Yeah...

 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Oct 23, 2007 at 01:18 AM
13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted
Comment in reply to shirtkicker's original comment

THE WEDDING AT NUMER 18, CLEGG STREET
by Mike Harding


'Twas a fine foggy day in Septober
The rain it were bucketing down
So I picked up some buckets - and I flogged 'em outright
To the council for half a crown.

Through the drizzle a form come walking
Clad in an old flannel vest
He wore nowt on his feet but bunnions
And a cauliflower pinned to his chest.

"What a man has to do for a living."
He said as he passed slowly by
And I recognized him, it was Acroyd
I could tell by his roving black eye.

'Cos it had roved from his head to his kneecaps
And was stuck there swivelling round;
When lasses walked past it looked up, aghast
And at other times looked at the ground.


"Ay up lad," I said, "Eh, how are ya?"
He smiled, his teeth blackened and broke
He said, "I'm marrying a lass in the morning."
I said, "Its better than marrying a bloke."

So we went to the registry office next day
On back of bus - 59
The bride was too wide to get up and ride
So she run like bugg'ry behind.

At Oldham the hill was against us
It was far too steep for the bus
So I held the brides aspidistras
And made it easier for her to push.

To Cheers and Hurrahs she shoved us
Right to the top of the hill
But her eyelashes ran down her face with sweat
So she'd a tash and mutton chops too.

After the wedding was over
We went to the Clogger's Arms
Where they'd tripe and cow heel and parkin
Black peas and black puddin' on barms.

The bride cut the cake with her false teeth
'Cos someone'd buggered off with the knife
But she didn't take care and they slipped, and flew through the air
Causing buggerations, trouble and strife.

'Cos they landed on grooms fathers bald patch
And took a big chunk off his head
So he smashed her in gob with his hearing aid
And left her in't jelly half dead.

At that the brides mother errupted
Without even excusing herself
And she poked the old fella, with a silver salt cellar
Which wasn't too good for his health.

Now the nephews and nieces chucked parkin
And splurted black peas all over t'room
An the in-laws and the out-laws, they battled like buggery
And the brides mother throttled the groom.

She were eight foot seven and six foot wide
And arms on her just like a bloke.
She'd teeth like the holy commandments
Ten of em - every one broke.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Oct 23, 2007 at 05:25 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

Good One Bamber!! (sweets tips her hat)




I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Oct 23, 2007 at 05:20 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted
bouncy bouncy!!!!

that`s just reminded me. where is vicky,i have not seen her on for a while.

(This comment was modified on Oct 23, 2007 05:38 AM)

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for wesmccannwesmccann
Posted on Feb 20, 2008 at 10:00 PM
267 tokens, 3.19 days wasted
and no one blubbered...

til now ... blubber blubber blubber


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