hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

Strong and Bitter words indicate a weak cause.

KEEP YUR STICK ON THE ICE

i souport publik edekasion

"Size matters not! Judge me by my size, do you?"

-Yoda

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be
changed regularly and for the same reason.

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

~~~CODY~~~
"When children die its just god taking them befor they have to suffer in this
world" Crystal

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.