Coldie (opposite Of Hottie)

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Coldie (opposite Of Hottie)
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stvnschick
Posted on Sep 28, 2005 at 12:42 PM
159 tokens, 1.79 days wasted

oh those pigtails are so sexy...

I know kung fu.

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Mokloy
Posted on Sep 28, 2005 at 12:44 PM
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that really shrunk my nuts man

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beaverhunter
Posted on Sep 30, 2005 at 05:03 AM
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Comment in reply to Mokloy's original comment

thank god its not just me, soon as i saw that pic my nuts just left my sack.

It's like something out of that "twilighty" show about that zone.

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smiley_ie
Posted on Sep 28, 2005 at 12:55 PM
601 tokens, 3.95 days wasted

Please say thats photoshopped

(This comment was modified on Sep 28, 2005 12:55 PM)

"Anyone who knows me professionaly will know that under pressure, my work does
suffer"

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Monkey
Posted on Sep 28, 2005 at 01:52 PM
9,201 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

By a show of hands, who else here is having trouble not wanking off?

Anyone? Or is it just me?

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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Katt
Posted on Sep 28, 2005 at 03:03 PM
13,393 tokens, 1.68 months wasted

Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

I can't get off to pics of myself.

Aren't I DELICIOUS?

I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

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Monkey
Posted on Sep 28, 2005 at 08:36 PM
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Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

LMFAO
Looking at the picture again, my god...I think she has a moustache.
And those bulging eyes...
meow...

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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kiepay
Posted on Sep 28, 2005 at 08:41 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

She's giving you her "come hither" look with those beautiful bedroom eyes.

Be kind to your children, they ultimately choose your nursing home.

Nominated for Best Signature: "Who are all these kids and why do they keep
calling my mom?"

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HughJorgan
Posted on Sep 29, 2005 at 12:06 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

You're right, she's sporting a full Burt Reynolds! Trim it off and shave a few pounds and you've got Mike Myers in Wayne's World.

"Size matters not! Judge me by my size, do you?"

-Yoda

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HughJorgan
Posted on Sep 29, 2005 at 12:17 AM
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Comment in reply to HughJorgan's original comment

Or leave the pounds on and perhaps Mike Myers in Austin Powers 2.

"What the... I did n' have any corn!"

"Size matters not! Judge me by my size, do you?"

-Yoda

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Hannah
Posted on Apr 30, 2006 at 06:04 AM
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Comment in reply to HughJorgan's original comment

lmao i love that film

A Man, his son and their dog walk into a bar... "Ow!".. "Ow!"..."Woof!"

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likeaneagle
Posted on Sep 28, 2005 at 03:04 PM
14,224 tokens, 2.02 months wasted

fugly people need lovin 2

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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hunnybunny
Posted on Sep 29, 2005 at 08:34 AM
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Comment in reply to likeaneagle's original comment

very true

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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kiepay
Posted on Sep 28, 2005 at 08:39 PM
1,770 tokens, 1.71 weeks wasted

Well at least she(it) is a wonderful housekeeper. I mean, you couldn't ask for a cleaner place.

Be kind to your children, they ultimately choose your nursing home.

Nominated for Best Signature: "Who are all these kids and why do they keep
calling my mom?"

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hunnybunny
Posted on Sep 29, 2005 at 08:35 AM
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Comment in reply to kiepay's original comment

Yeah what a lovely house just as lovely as she (it) is!!!!

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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TacoMan5000
Posted on Sep 28, 2005 at 11:00 PM
1,201 tokens, 6.6 days wasted

my hand is up,in case you were wondering...i'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that her relatives like to keep it in the family.

Ego velle conspicari Tartarus.

"Teach us that wealth is not elegance, that profusion is not magnificence,
that splendor is not beauty."-Benjamin Disraeli

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hunnybunny
Posted on Sep 29, 2005 at 08:36 AM
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Comment in reply to TacoMan5000's original comment

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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Monkey
Posted on Sep 29, 2005 at 11:09 PM
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Comment in reply to TacoMan5000's original comment

I don't have any hands up anymore.
I got tired and needed to switch off.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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aph21
Posted on Sep 29, 2005 at 04:26 AM
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Imbreeding at it's best!

Just found out today(Nov.6) that another little one is on the way!!

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wes
Posted on Sep 29, 2005 at 05:50 AM
6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted

Where is her beer and rebel flag???

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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Papercup
Posted on Sep 29, 2005 at 08:11 AM
102 tokens, 1.05 days wasted

i'm sure i woke up with her one morning...

i don't understand... she looked like Angelina Jolie when we were leaving the bar..

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hunnybunny
Posted on Sep 29, 2005 at 08:36 AM
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Comment in reply to Papercup's original comment

Wearing your beer googles again!!!!

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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TacoMan5000
Posted on Sep 29, 2005 at 08:15 PM
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Comment in reply to Papercup's original comment

http://funnyjunk.com/pages/drunk.htm

Ego velle conspicari Tartarus.

"Teach us that wealth is not elegance, that profusion is not magnificence,
that splendor is not beauty."-Benjamin Disraeli

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hunnybunny
Posted on Sep 29, 2005 at 08:37 AM
8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

God she needs a shave, maybe not just on her face......

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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vegasbabe082
Posted on Sep 29, 2005 at 11:00 AM
103 tokens, 6.33 hours wasted

That is one hot B*&%H to bad im not a lesbian, I would smack it up, flip, and rub it down...whatever IT is!

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hunnybunny
Posted on Sep 29, 2005 at 11:05 AM
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Comment in reply to vegasbabe082's original comment

eww what a minging thought

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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Ryan
Posted on Sep 29, 2005 at 03:24 PM
110 tokens, 19 hours wasted

wow...the fattness...the greasy plates allover...the cigarettes...no wonder she is in such great (round) shape

www.myspace.com/drifter_r

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Papercup
Posted on Sep 29, 2005 at 05:14 PM
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Comment in reply to Ryan's original comment

i'm sure cigarettes would help her control the weight...

there is no control there...

I'm thinking she's smoking sugar and lard...

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likeaneagle
Posted on Sep 29, 2005 at 06:17 PM
14,224 tokens, 2.02 months wasted

check out the double chin! up 2 hers ears!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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Solveig
Posted on Oct 03, 2005 at 03:06 PM
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waaa it smokes! that means its insides look worse than its outside

www.maketradefair.com

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PandieKray
Posted on Oct 14, 2005 at 06:17 AM
2,481 tokens, 5.04 days wasted

uuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmm m

Stop idiots befor they breed...

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hunnybunny
Posted on Oct 14, 2005 at 06:38 AM
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Comment in reply to PandieKray's original comment

yep she leaves you spechless doe'nt she!!!!!

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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PandieKray
Posted on Oct 14, 2005 at 06:45 AM
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Comment in reply to hunnybunny's original comment

yeppppppppppppppp sure does

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Stop idiots befor they breed...

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hunnybunny
Posted on Oct 14, 2005 at 06:47 AM
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Comment in reply to PandieKray's original comment

Hahahah love the picture, thats looks a bit like my arse!!!!!!

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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PandieKray
Posted on Oct 14, 2005 at 06:57 AM
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Comment in reply to hunnybunny's original comment

Hey every one thats hunnybunny assssss lmao

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Stop idiots befor they breed...

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hunnybunny
Posted on Oct 14, 2005 at 08:21 AM
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Comment in reply to PandieKray's original comment

hahaha

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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onetwothree
Posted on Nov 14, 2005 at 12:45 PM
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Comment in reply to hunnybunny's original comment

hmmmmmm........

"Don't sweat the small shit"

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hunnybunny
Posted on Nov 16, 2005 at 05:34 AM
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Comment in reply to onetwothree's original comment

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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onetwothree
Posted on Nov 14, 2005 at 12:43 PM
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She is classified as "Wolf Ugly". This phenomenon occurs when a man wakes up on his back next to last nights "prize" . Once he can focus and see's the beast lying on his arm, rather than wake her so he can get up and leave, he chooses to chew off his own arm so as not to disturb the sleeping beauty.

"Don't sweat the small shit"

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x_cUtIe_x
Posted on Nov 22, 2005 at 11:44 PM
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Wowsez!!!

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~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~

You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

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Jecas
Posted on Mar 04, 2006 at 08:03 PM
115 tokens, 1.81 days wasted

Dude now thats an ugly girl. Poor girl

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Lifes short so Live it up

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rokushobey
Posted on Mar 13, 2006 at 02:30 PM
113 tokens, 4.93 hours wasted

man u must be drunk to get in bed with her -.- she looks like my aunt but my aunt looks cleaner

anyone wanna drink wif a kid that ain't legal yet

Laugh wil u can because u won't be laughin forever

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TGI420
Posted on May 12, 2006 at 02:53 AM
1,163 tokens, 4.38 days wasted

id most definatley have to hit that....with my car.

Be ashamed of nothing you do, do nothing you are ashamed of.

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Sabrina
Posted on May 30, 2006 at 07:06 PM
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That's just sooo.....sexy...

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spacecadet
Posted on Aug 02, 2006 at 08:19 PM
100 tokens, 7.28 hours wasted

The mustache, years of over-eating, smoking and generally ignoring all rules of human self-respect, Doris has finally given up and accepted herself . Cheers for Doris.................she's a wreck but hey she's OKAY!

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