Looks like Konifur doesn't want to play Santa this year... and I was going to ask for a big pressie... There goes the diamond earings... what you getting your Mama this year Youngster???

(This comment was modified on Nov 22, 2008 08:17 AM)

A Muzzle.....

nice on miss nibbs but that still won`t shut her up bit it will stop her biting my ass.

No little shit or muzzle will stop me from biting you every chance I get your my favorite chew toy!!
Christmas Is Coming
The Goose Is getting Fat
Put Another Penny In The Old Man's Hat!!

Nice doggy... did that come from here? http://upsidedowndogs.com/

No, But thanks for the link!!!!!

FANGS FOR THE MEMORY
I know it’s a fallacy
That grown men never cry
Baby, that’s a lie
We had our bed of roses
But forgot that roses die
And thank you so much
FANGS FOR THE MEMORY

Oh no!!!! Torn between two loyalities...Tell Sweets because she is my Bestest FriendOr to back you up because you are a Twisted SisterOh the dilemmaDo I tell you where to buy one... or to tell you not to buy oneMight I suggest something more practical?????

What???????????????? Thats not meant for human comsuption!!!! thats for large sheep or small cattle!!!! And YOU of all sister's!!!! wait my dear twisted sister your turn is about to come as well!!!

Miss Sweets I was thinking of a sceptor!!!! Every Goddess needs a Sceptor for getting her audience's attention...Go on tell me that that sceptor wouldn't grab thier attention

GIGGLE GIGGLE SNORT SNORT, YEP THAT MIGHT SHUT HER UP FOR A FEW SECONDS, BUT I WARN YOU IF SHE SEE'S THAT SHE'LL WANT IT IN PURPLE!!!

MOVE OVER KONIFUR I THINK NO I KNOW I'M IN TROUBLE......LOOKS FOR A HOLE TO CRAWL INTO!!

Oh you are truely your Mother's DaughterYou are brilliant at dragging us unsuspecting victims into your web of mischiefI am just going to have to send Mum a stock whip to help her sort out her percious Spawn

A MUZZLE??? You got some tall ass nerve there LITTLE GIRL,, If you think your woman enough to muzzle me by all means bring it on little one!
But be warned there is no Daddy here to protect your smart ass,, And don't look to the twisted sisters for help either, Did you tell them what I bought you for christmas??? I didn't think so!!!! BE careful little one I have no fears,,,Remember??

Sweets who is that perfectly adorable child?????It's not....*whispers* You Know Who?????

One mini-brat at your service!!!

I may not be strong enough to bring you down alone, but the sisters ARE!!!! and if I play my cards right,,, Uncle Konifur supplys the liquids & other male backups the fun shall begin, hehehehehehehe We can all bring the queen biotch down a peg or two, or at least for 15 minutes of pure silent BLISS!!!!!

hey miss nibbs, i see you are getting GBH of the ear hole off sweets,the sisters will not help you, so why not be the first ever female ugotarian to be on my side, i will back you up.

OVER MY DEAD BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is a twisted sister in TRAINING she may have a way to go but I'll be damned if she'll ever be on the MEN's side!!

not MENS side my dear discombobulated sweets...konifurs side.

Konifur, how could any sane woman join sides with a man who's favorite pass time is to go to lonely wooded parks and frighten poor dogs with his bone?????

well we will leave that to miss nibbs to decide that but she knows i am trust worthy although she has read all the slander from the sisters.

Nibbler is young..... but the girl aint stupid Konifur!!!! Nibbler cannot go against her species and no matter what... she will become a Twistered Sister.
And anyway woman are out-numbered 3-1 on UGOTO, we don't dominate the site!!!!! We are just poor defenceless Ladies trying to have a little fun!!!!

poor defenceless Ladies !!!!!!HA! SO HOW COME I AM ALWAYS GETTING MY ASS KICKED!!!!!!!!!
3-1..statistics dear girl are for politicians THEY ARE BULLSHIT.the sister dominate this site and terrify men with a flicker of an eyelash,but i have burnt my thongs to fight for the rights of my fellow man,along with pat and ursiminor (when he is not drunk or asleep,and he does not wear pants to burn,but never mind he would of.)see there are only 3 of us who will stand up to the sisters.i tried to recruit more men but they hide in the background,scared to say anything against you girls.

but i still love you all really.

Either your very NAIVE or STUPID! I prefer to think the sooner than the later...... I'm on
The side that is the winners as always..The Woman!!! hehehehehe even tho I don't favor one over the other I know enough that respect & loyalty go a long way over a halfass alliance!
Your trying to get me killed here!

call me stupid, call me naive,call me brave, but i thought you would secretly be my alliance here on ugoto.
pat,ursimimor and myself ,we are the only ones on ugoto who stand up to the twisted sisters, as we think a whole site with just females will be boring(that is the sisters goal i am sure of it)
*whispers* so if you help us we will not let the other sister know about it.